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Bein’ the good American that I am, da ole’ pimpster can fine-ly breeve! The shuttle touched rubba safely and right side up.
Now, I ain’t no rocket scientis’, but don’t ya think that after 2 and a half years, tiles comin’ off would have been the LAST thang we woulda been concerned wit’? Nobody heard of “Gorilla Glue”?
They said they weren’t hiring the day I went by NASA, but I happen to be an expert on sprucin’ up, shall we say, “classic vehicles”. When I ain’t checkin’ out da fine Sistah here, I’m watchin’ PIMP MY RIDE. And even I know that HOOPTIES ain’t spose to take off and land. A tri-color paint job and some shiny 22 inch rims, BAM, you cruisin’ around wit’ erybody hatin’.
But this should not apply to one of America’s crown jewels. Da space program deserves better than 20 to 25 year old refurbs. If we are gonna have a space program, let’s not embarrass ourselves with a flying museum. My boy, Dubya, wants us to go to Mars one day and I’m sure some of y’all might be thinkin’ that da “pimpster” ought to be on dat ship.
I say America needs to be da leader in all arenas of science and research, includin’ space travel, butlet’s retire what needs to be retired, and let’s build a new generation of vehicles… that don’t have stuff flyin’ off. And remember, ain’t nothin’ like cruisin’ down tha boulevard in a clean ’86 Impala wit 22 inch spinners, 3 TVs , and some serious junk-in-da-trunk bass.
But I don’t wanna go to Mars like that.
peaceout. I gotta go to momma’nems!
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