Comments on: As if a study was needed to confirm this http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/ Don't dis or dismiss this miss! Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:23:12 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: sanity http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-91094 sanity Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:13:23 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-91094 Toes on the dashboard? Pah! Got one better... I was on my way to work, travelling 70 MPH on the highway, and had a woman PASS me, while holding a BOWL in one hand and POURING milk from the other.... Accident waiting to happen. Like getting behind a car full of people in neck braces... ST is gonna KILL me...lol <blockquote> Women's bad driving due to hormones Spatial skill deficiency due to lack of testosterone Women may find map reading and parking difficult because they were exposed to too little testosterone in the womb, researchers claim. The German researchers examined the spatial, numerical and verbal skills of 40 student volunteers. Spatial skill is the ability to assess and orientate shapes and spaces. Map reading and parking are spatial skills, which men often say women lack. The scientists also studied the length of the students' wedding and index fingers. In women, the two fingers are generally almost equal in length, as measured from the crease nearest the palm to the fingertip. However, in men, the ring finger tends to be much longer than the index finger. One of the spatial tests involved identifying which of five drawings could not be rotated so it looked like the other four. The other test involved the ability to think in 3D by mentally "unfolding" a complex shape. Overall, men achieved higher scores in the tests than women. </blockquote> <a href="http://www.newsfox.com/pte.mc?pte=050125014" rel="nofollow">Link</a> To make up for it ST, I give you: <blockquote> This morning on I- 95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers! </blockquote> <a href="http://www.roadandtravel.com/roadhumor/darnwomendrivers.htm" rel="nofollow">Link</a> =)) Toes on the dashboard?

Pah!

Got one better…

I was on my way to work, travelling 70 MPH on the highway, and had a woman PASS me, while holding a BOWL in one hand and POURING milk from the other….

Accident waiting to happen.

Like getting behind a car full of people in neck braces…

ST is gonna KILL me…lol

Women’s bad driving due to hormones
Spatial skill deficiency due to lack of testosterone

Women may find map reading and parking difficult because they were exposed to too little testosterone in the womb, researchers claim.

The German researchers examined the spatial, numerical and verbal skills of 40 student volunteers. Spatial skill is the ability to assess and orientate shapes and spaces. Map reading and parking are spatial skills, which men often say women lack. The scientists also studied the length of the students’ wedding and index fingers. In women, the two fingers are generally almost equal in length, as measured from the crease nearest the palm to the fingertip. However, in men, the ring finger tends to be much longer than the index finger. One of the spatial tests involved identifying which of five drawings could not be rotated so it looked like the other four. The other test involved the ability to think in 3D by mentally “unfolding” a complex shape. Overall, men achieved higher scores in the tests than women.

Link

To make up for it ST, I give you:

This morning on I- 95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

Link

=))

]]> By: forest hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-91086 forest hunter Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:29:26 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-91086 Bang, That reminds me of how we use to catch coons when I was a lad. :-j Bang, That reminds me of how we use to catch coons when I was a lad. :-j

]]> By: Big Bang Hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-91085 Big Bang Hunter Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:07:58 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-91085 - Looks like our resident troll has finally achieved nirvana, and become one with his play station. Just be careful not to leave any bright shiney objects laying around.... - Bang **== - Looks like our resident troll has finally achieved nirvana, and become one with his play station. Just be careful not to leave any bright shiney objects laying around….

- Bang **==

]]> By: forest hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90943 forest hunter Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:26:55 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90943 Most of you guys have an advantage over me. When I first came to Japan, I didn't know how to ask for directions. Then I learned how, but couldn't understand the directions. Ergo, I drive while the sun's up and set sail. I usually return from my adventures on almost the same roads I went in on, usually. One hundred years ago, I was married and if I got spun, I'd ask my then wife (BTW-Ex wives w/kids and Ex marines-no such thing) :)) which way to go. She was 100% every time. She'd say right and so naturally I go left and we're back on track. An asset she was to be sure. Knowing what not to do is as important as the reverse. ;) Most of you guys have an advantage over me. When I first came to Japan, I didn’t know how to ask for directions. Then I learned how, but couldn’t understand the directions. Ergo, I drive while the sun’s up and set sail. I usually return from my adventures on almost the same roads I went in on, usually.

One hundred years ago, I was married and if I got spun, I’d ask my then wife (BTW-Ex wives w/kids and Ex marines-no such thing) :)) which way to go. She was 100% every time. She’d say right and so naturally I go left and we’re back on track. An asset she was to be sure. Knowing what not to do is as important as the reverse. ;)

]]> By: steve http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90922 steve Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:19:59 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90922 I love the valiant; but it is not enough to weild the broadsword, one must also know against whom....Nietzsche. An old guy once told me, a thousand years ago, "it ain't quantity pal, it's quality". What do you think Sister? Peace I love the valiant; but it is not enough to weild the broadsword, one must also know against whom….Nietzsche. An old guy once told me, a thousand years ago, “it ain’t quantity pal, it’s quality”. What do you think Sister? Peace

]]> By: Big Bang Hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90915 Big Bang Hunter Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:03:03 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90915 - Bak....I started to post something about toe spreaders and very quickly it became obvious theres just no way to avoid getting in deeper and deeper and..... wait..... TROUBLE....I ment trouble... really....WELL I DID! .... oh never mind... - Bang :-& - Bak….I started to post something about toe spreaders and very quickly it became obvious theres just no way to avoid getting in deeper and deeper and….. wait….. TROUBLE….I ment trouble… really….WELL I DID! …. oh never mind…

- Bang :-&

]]> By: Baklava http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90913 Baklava Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:53:24 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90913 Bang, I'd a been the one who hopped in the car to help her! Safety is important! :d Bang, I’d a been the one who hopped in the car to help her! Safety is important! :d

]]> By: Karl http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90909 Karl Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:22:35 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90909 At least men can fold the maps regardless of whether they use them. :-" At least men can fold the maps regardless of whether they use them.

:-"

]]> By: Big Bang Hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90908 Big Bang Hunter Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:15:45 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90908 - Ummmm.... that didn't sound so good..... *cough* ....Let me rephrase that... - The angelic side of Bang - o:-) - Ummmm…. that didn’t sound so good….. *cough* ….Let me rephrase that…

- The angelic side of Bang – o:-)

]]> By: Big Bang Hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90905 Big Bang Hunter Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:02:24 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90905 - ST: That was YOU Bang? OMG ...:"> - I'd say I'd recogmize those pretty toes anywhere, but ahem.... TMI.... ;) - Bang the angel - o:-) - ST: That was YOU Bang? OMG …:">

- I’d say I’d recogmize those pretty toes anywhere, but ahem…. TMI…. ;)

- Bang the angel – o:-)

]]> By: Sister Toldjah http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90896 Sister Toldjah Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:54:40 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90896 <strong>Enrique:</strong> "Question : What is your biggest pet peeve about the intricate habits of men? :-? " <strong>ST</strong>: Got a few hours? (just kidding!) <strong>Bak:</strong> To answer your question, it's been my experience that liberal and conservative men are very similar - except, of course, when talking about politics :) <strong>steve:</strong> What do you mean "even for you"? I rarely give out cheap shots but on the rare occasions I do, the people usually deserve it :) Enrique: “Question : What is your biggest pet peeve about the intricate habits of men? :-? ”

ST: Got a few hours? (just kidding!)

Bak: To answer your question, it’s been my experience that liberal and conservative men are very similar – except, of course, when talking about politics :)

steve: What do you mean “even for you”? I rarely give out cheap shots but on the rare occasions I do, the people usually deserve it :)

]]> By: Sister Toldjah http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90894 Sister Toldjah Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:52:47 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90894 <strong>Bang:</strong> "One morning last month, driving to pick up my learning unit from school, I was sitting at a red light when a gal in a Sunfire convertible like mine pulled up next to me. I glanced over and saw she had her right foot, bare, propped up on the dashboard with those little white toe spreader thingies stuck between her toes, polishing her toenails. I *chuckled* for a minute, and then said…."I think you missed a spot…"… She laughed and then said…."Oh its ok…I have far enough to drive I'll have plenty of time for at least two coats….."…. Okkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyy then….." <strong>ST:</strong> That was YOU Bang? OMG ........ :"> Bang: “One morning last month, driving to pick up my learning unit from school, I was sitting at a red light when a gal in a Sunfire convertible like mine pulled up next to me. I glanced over and saw she had her right foot, bare, propped up on the dashboard with those little white toe spreader thingies stuck between her toes, polishing her toenails. I *chuckled* for a minute, and then said….”I think you missed a spot…”… She laughed and then said….”Oh its ok…I have far enough to drive I’ll have plenty of time for at least two coats…..”…. Okkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyy then…..”

ST: That was YOU Bang? OMG …….. :">

]]> By: tommy in nyc http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90893 tommy in nyc Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:52:45 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90893 :d I take the subway to work so I don't have that problem ST. But it's on the money:)>- :d I take the subway to work so I don’t have that problem ST. But it’s on the money:)>-

]]> By: Big Bang Hunter http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90891 Big Bang Hunter Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:49:04 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90891 - One morning last month, driving to pick up my learning unit from school, I was sitting at a red light when a gal in a Sunfire convertible like mine pulled up next to me. I glanced over and saw she had her right foot, bare, propped up on the dashboard with those little white toe spreader thingies stuck between her toes, polishing her toenails. I *chuckled* for a minute, and then said...."I think you missed a spot..."... She laughed and then said...."Oh its ok...I have far enough to drive I'll have plenty of time for at least two coats.....".... Okkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyy then..... - Bang **== - One morning last month, driving to pick up my learning unit from school, I was sitting at a red light when a gal in a Sunfire convertible like mine pulled up next to me. I glanced over and saw she had her right foot, bare, propped up on the dashboard with those little white toe spreader thingies stuck between her toes, polishing her toenails. I *chuckled* for a minute, and then said….”I think you missed a spot…”… She laughed and then said….”Oh its ok…I have far enough to drive I’ll have plenty of time for at least two coats…..”…. Okkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyy then…..

- Bang **==

]]> By: steve http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/comment-page-1/#comment-90886 steve Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:34:27 +0000 http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2006/03/14/as-if-a-study-was-needed-to-confirm-this/#comment-90886 Sister! Even for you this is a cheap shot. True, very true, but a cheap shot none the less. Good job. Peace Sister! Even for you this is a cheap shot. True, very true, but a cheap shot none the less. Good job. Peace

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