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Easter bunny and wife attack woman in Florida mall
Via The Smoking Gun:
APRIL 17–A Florida mall dispute ended Saturday night with the arrest of the Easter Bunny on battery charges. The rambunctious rabbit (aka Arthur McClure, 22) was nabbed after he allegedly struck a mall visitor who beefed about the early closure of a photo line on which kids and parents waited for a snapshot with the cuddly character. According to Fort Myers Police Department reports, patron Erin Johansson complained to the Easter Bunny’s assistant (Crystal Frechette, 25) and the two women began to argue. That’s when Frechette (who’s married to McClure) allegedly punched Johansson in the face. At that point, the report notes, the 280-pound McClure removed his costume’s head and joined the fray, clocking Johansson in the back of her head. McClure and Frechette, pictured below in Lee County Sheriff’s Office mug shots, were each charged with two misdemeanors for their alleged roles in the brawl. McClure’s occupation is listed as “Easter Bunny” on the arrest report, which also notes that he has a bear head tattooed on his right arm.
Guess they both got a little too eggcited for their own good, eh?
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Which one was the bunny?
You could say they were hopping mad.
that waskaly wabbit….
Hey that’s clever Sis. The bunny on battery charges!
HA!
On a seperate note or is that different.
I played Santa again this year at a local kids clothes shop near the town where I live in Japan. I was chewing blue gum and mid speak it rolled out into the white beard and got stuck. Chotto matte minasan! Santa will be right back. Dayum!
EGGsactly, ST! EGGcellent post!
Bloody, violent Christians and on Easter too. Probably bush supporters. Peace
The moron has layed yet another peace egg.
They look like atheists. Bloody and violent atheists. Probably Hillary supporters.
oooh. We are having a debate of ideas now.
Clearly the Bunny was under stress and upset over the insidious liberal War On Easter.
Sad how steve manages to leave his dirty footprints over everything.
- Pulllleeeease benning. Don’t egg ST on.
- Looks like Bubba and Snowflake will be spending easter week in the “hole”.
- Seems Bubba is a fake. He doesn’t have any hare.
- Bang
Naw, steve just comes in here to egg y’all on, but you just have to realize the yolk is on him, since we have people that run rings around him and his candy coated left-wing nuttiness.
Just cross him off the hunt during easter, and you can be sure that he will be back the next day, with another hare raising tale about him being a religous anarchist, hoping to get people here hopping mad with his waskaly tales that are so inaccurate that it will cause you to bite the ears off a chocolate rabbit just for sanity.
Eggsactly sanity!
- Its dah Wabbits! The eeeevvvvil Neocon Wabbits. They’re out to get Steve(fn) by offering him an Easter basket with his meds in it, but what they really want is to steal his “essense” *.
*(Dr strangelove, 1964 – Curtosy of WB studios) – Starring Peter Sellers in three seperate roles, and the irrepressible Steven(fn) as Jack D. Ripper, Commanding General of Burpelson Air Force Base ordering his B52 bombers, which are at their fail safe points, to attack the Soviet Union. He then orders his base sealed off and all outside communications cut off, to prevent the Eeeeevil Neocon Bunny rabbits from stealing his essense, as he physically attacks the base coke machine.
Unforgetable lines:
Sellers as Dr. Strangelove – (Famous ending to the film) – “Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!”
-Steve(fn) as Base Commander Ripper:
“I can no longer sit back and allow Zionist infiltration , Warmongering indoctrination, Republican subversion, and the international Neocon conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids… ”
(Rated ***** stars, a must watch for all idiotarians!)