I thought things like this only happened in the south …

Posted by: Sister Toldjah on May 9, 2006 at 6:04 pm

Heh:

VERMILION, OHIO — A man is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday for a drunk driving charge. He says he never should have been charged in the first place because he was on a lawn mower.

It’s his third drunk driving arrest in six months. The first time he was in a van; the next in a car. This time he decided to hop on his 20-horsepower lawn mower.

The officer who arrested him captured it all on dash cam video.

Just before 10 p.m. Friday, an officer saw 50-year-old Dondi Bowles driving on the sidewalk along Berkly Road in Vermilion.

The officer says Bowles smelled of alcohol and his speech was slurred.

He arrested Bowles after giving him a field sobriety test.

Later, Bowles blew a .144 — almost twice the legal limit.

Bowles admits he had a few beers but thought driving his lawn mower 10 m.p.h. on the sidewalk was OK.

“I didn’t know you could get a DUI on a bike or a lawnmower,” Bowles said. “That’s the difference. If I knew that, I would’ve walked.”

Police say he drove the mower to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back.

Photo here.

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8 Responses to “I thought things like this only happened in the south …”

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  1. Lorica says:

    Ya just have to wonder about some people. =)) – Lorica

  2. Mwalimu Daudi says:

    Too bad that he did not claim to be Bubba Kennedy on his way to a vote in Congress. He would have skated on the DUI charge.

  3. Karl says:

    yeeeeeeehaaaaaaw!!!!=))

  4. - As the old joke gos, thank goodness he had his lawn mower, he was just to drunk to walk…

    - Bang **==

  5. Marshall Art says:

    Dang! That’s how I get around when I’M drinking!

  6. Red Tory says:

    He couldn’t walk a mile? Sheesh, he’s not only a blazing idiot but phenomenally lazy too.

  7. Pam says:

    This is just too funny!=))

  8. Baklava says:

    Gosh darn liberals. :d