We’re already way cool.

And apparently I’m just a few months younger than Phil.

You are certainly younger than I thought that you would be. If you say that Olivia Newton John was your child hood Idol. That would mean that you were very young back around 1980. Which puts me about 20 years older than you are. I was 14 years of age when President John F. Kennedy got shot.

Then in an instant, a loud crack reawakens me, followed by an unending domino effect of falling objects, crashing like two feet high ice crystals collapsing during Spring breakup at the edge of the still frozen surface of the ocean.

My lavender colored toes tell me I’ve just dropped a belt sander on my foot and knocked over a quart of high dollar finish, so pungent that even the flies fail to avoid the area and negotiate a safe escape, falling victims to the fumes. I grab my cell as I lay writhing on the floor and call six of my best friends to carry me awaaaaaaaayyy!

I wonder what’s on side B hee hee? They’re coming to take me away ho ho……..

G’night y’all! Don’t forget to tip your blogress, eh! I’ll be here all week! G’night and thanks!

I don’t think anyone is ready to cool down.