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“Wow, President Clinton, we think, like, you’re, like the best!! You’re were, like, totally into peace and everything. Wanna bong hit?”
Wanna see my war wounds?
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Gee, you’re cute, do you happen to be a rich heiress? I might be trading up soon…
or
See, with this, no more dress stains!
If’n that had actually been former President Clinton, the first question I’d ask is: where is his other hand?
How about “if I yell into this thing, you think people will finally hear me?”
“You speak into this end before you speak into the other end.”
A lil photoshopping to put him back in his “bunny suit” and placing the the beer bong in the picture…
Kerry you party animal you
Did you know he has 3 purple hearts?
I know, he is there telling them that he was in Vietnam…
They are laughing cause he thinks they are going to siphon gas from his car…..
Kerry: Have you ever considered being a Whitehouse Intern?
Kerry: “Oh wow, a beer bong! Thanks…I’ve always wanted one.”
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You see Mr. Kerry, you put the big end over your nose and mouth then you take the other end and shove it up you….
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College republicans leading the lamb to political slaughter.
Good ones Severian!
“Now all she needs is a few billion dollars, and she’d be the perfect woman.”
And with this special attachment, you can talk out of both sides of your mouth at the same time!
“See how funny it sounds when you actually hear what you’re saying?”
Noo. sheerioushly… I caan’t haalf aniee mooore. I ulready had shix.
“….Excuse me Senator….your Proctologist is on the phone…”
- Bang
Showing flicka how to get his beer at the annual john kerry keg party …. yuk, it looked like he was squeezin the crap outa that chick’s hand, yeah, flicka at his best … relaxing with the young loon-snappers in his party.
Why Senator Kerry misses so many roll calls in D.C…
“Would you please have Senator Kennedy autograph this for me?”
If you blow into the big end you can make my eyes bug out!
“You speak into this end before you speak into the other end.”
Comment by Mwalimu Daudi
The absolute “A-number-one” caption. Priceless.
If I do a beer bong for each of my purple hearts and for every day I was in Cambodia…….I really wouldn’t be able to do any.
“Enema?”
OK that’s rude, but someone was going to say it.
“I actually voted against the new McCain torture standards before I voted for them.”
“That’s very funny, but no, I wasn’t in the Adams Family, or the Munsters.”
I did play the stand in for Mr. Ed tho.
– Lorica
Ohhh also to paraphrase my favorite Dixie Chick. “I am so ashamed that these people are from the state of Iowa.” The girl on the right has a Hawkeye tee shirt on. – Lorica