Kofi Annan, in his last action as UN Secretary General, has decided to impose sanctions on the sun for emitting excessive solar rays for the past few decades.

First thing I thought of after hearing that was….

Gonna be interesting seeing where they put that muffler on the cow……

Check out THIS link…

I tell you, the global warming crowd just can’t make up their mind. First, it was man causing global warming. Now, it turns out that it’s not man (and his use of cars) at all, it’s the cow.
Al…

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This Is Typical For Liberals: How’s this for ‘tolerance’: Nuremberg-style trials for global warming skeptics?

CUT!…annnnd reframe for lighting…Ok Al, now in this next shot hold the glowing earth ball closer to the side of your face so everyone can see the red makeup as if you’re getting an instant sunburn while you’re saying your lines, and don’t move your head or they’ll see the feed tube for your smoking hair in the camera field….Ok….QUIET ON THE SET! DIRECTORS PACE…ROLL ‘EM…and take 137…Clack!…ACTION!

- Bang

But don’t start any celebrations just yet. This is a reverse psychology scam-arama. The UN knows that the right has no repect for them, so they’re hoping we’ll insist thry’re wrong again. It’s very devious.

So the ocean isn’t going to rise up soon and swallow a bunch of cities like Al Gore told me it would? I feel so…betrayed. Mankind has had less effect on global warming than previously supposed, a United Nations report…

In the 1970s, I remember the very first inklings of what’s now called “Global Warming”, that promised global starvation and deserts over 70% of the planet.

The tune’s the same, though the Gloom-and-Doom lyrics have only become more emotional, though completely lacking in the “Fact” Department.

What ever happened to Inclement Weather?

Jack.