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Audacity of Truth
Whiner-in-Chief:
"[W]hether the grumbling is about Republicans on Fox or bloggers in pajamas, there's a word for what the president and his aides are doing. That word is "whining." And nothing [...] does more damage to Obama's credibility or authority than the sense that a popular president is becoming the whiner-in-chief."
- John Nichols, Nation Magazine - 10/12/09
Time for another round of “Caption This”
Whew. Need to lighten the mood here some after that last post.
Can’t wait to see your captions for this one:
Photo courtesy: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Update/Related: Does the Toyota Prius outdo the Hummer in environmental damage? (Hat tip: ST reader GD)
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Gore glares at a fly buzzing nearby wondering how much carbon dioxide it emits per day.
Do I win? Do I win??
Oh man. I just got done with a laughing fit over my own joke. I can breathe now. oops… I expelled more CO2 than if I stood still and didn’t laugh…
No, young Congressman. I…….am your father.
“C’mon..just one thin wafer…”
“DiCaprio thinks I’m a genius. Soon, the world will be mine!”
From the Animal Planet special ManBearPigs in the Wild:
Narrator: ManBearPigs have a voracious appetite. Their food consumption leads to an extremely high carbon butt-print.
Here we see a MBP in hunting mode. It stares fixedly at the last piece of lemon meringue pie, slowly sneaking up on the unfortunate pastry and waiting to pounce.
“Dag. I have gas so bad. I just can’t hold it. I wonder if Mother Earth will forgive me if I cut loose and polute the air just this one time.
Full disclosure: I stole the ‘carbon butt-print’ line from an Ann Coulter column. The rest of it is mine, however.
GORE REFUSES TO TAKE PERSONAL ENERGY ETHICS PLEDGE
^ Caption and URL in one!^
Using his great Jedi Mind Control, Al Gore easily manipulates the Democats into worshiping him as a prophet (profit).
“Heh, I only need to fool SOME of the people all of the time…”
Mount St. Algore stands ready to explode and single-handedly kill “global warming”.
I AM ZARDOZ!!!
Why do you insist I eat salads?
“Die, you hateful, violence-loving Republican! Die!”
or …
“I’m so important I could just puke.”
Just look at that expression though, cereally! That’s the look of someone thinking “how dare they not kiss my butt and fawn over me, don’t they know I won an Oscar and am the rightful president?!?!” That expression fully captures the elitist, self-important snob that Gore is. The holier than thou attitude that liberals have perfected into an art form. I think Gore is using his global warming diatribes and the destruction that would result as a way to get payback for not getting what he feels he deserved, to get even with the US and the world for not giving him the presidency.
I am God. You got a problem with that?
This is great. Gore residence KWHour usage in chart format…
Nearly 20x more energy usage than the average American. That isn’t even taking into account non-residence usage such as private jets like the ride he is taking on May 11th to Chile and the probable many in-between.
Just like BS (Barbara Streisand) telling everyone to hand up their clothes to dry when she doesn’t herself….
And that’s only ONE of Gorezilla’s mansions Bak!
“Seriously, the Carbon footprint of a treadmill is HUGE!”
“Duuuuhhhh…….. wha? How dare you say that algor is wrong! I’m algor, I won an Oscar! I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me….”
or
“Who are you to talk to me like that? Don’t you know who I am? I’m algor, king of all media and fairies… I mean tree-huggers! Do as I say, and not as I do!”
Oh, and I use algor in reference to the old word/definition: cold, coolness, chilliness. I find it quite ironically apropos.