Comments on: Friday “Caption This”

By: Todd

Todd — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:24:36 +0000

Well, hi there Madam Speak…errr, Madam Secre…errr, Madam Presi….errr, Madam Nappy hea…errr. Oh F’ it – have a seat…useful idiot.

By: Corrie

Corrie — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:11:31 +0000

Assad: “And this stupid bi**h thinks I actually take her seriously.”

Pelosi: “How’s my hair?”

By: NC Cop

NC Cop — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:42:38 +0000

Oh my God, She’s got MAN hands!!!!!

By: Severian

Severian — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:17:40 +0000

Nancy Pelosi was getting ready to leave Syria, and at breakfast her assistant said to her “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning didn’t you?” Perplexed, as she hadn’t even spoken let alone be snappy to anyone, she ate breakfast. The waiter said “you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning didn’t you Ms. Speaker?” WTF? she thought. All the way to the US Air Force aircraft, throughout the motorcade, everyone asked her the same thing “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning didn’t you Ms. Speaker?”

Finally, she walks up to the plane, and the pilot looks at her quizzically and starts to speak and finally she’s had enough and barks “Now don’t you freaking tell me I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning too!”

The pilot looks shocked, and replies “No Ma’am, I was just going to ask why you were wearing Assad’s shoes.”

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:11:13 +0000

In her mind “I’m really sticking it to Bush now”
I his mind “I’m really sticking it to Bush now; where the hell is your burka

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:59:05 +0000

Thank you for coming Mrs. P. I left you a nice parting gift on the nightstand and oh, don’t forget your toothbrush.

By: Severian

Severian — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:06:42 +0000

Tish, you spoke French!

By: Tom TB

Tom TB — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:44:52 +0000

Allah be Praised! With enough useful idiots like this one, we’ll rule the world! “Come from San Francisco…”

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:11:02 +0000

Looking at the picture and readling right to Left, “Lady and the Tramp”

By: Lorica

Lorica — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 16:42:08 +0000

She’s thinking:
OMG I love a man with extrordinarily long thumbs!!

He’s thinking:
I think her face has been stuck in that position this whole visit. It must be the botox.

Sanity, I see your point. Her hand does look awfully red, compared to her face. The only thing I can think is that she is flush from this hansome devil,(gag) and her face has had so much cosmetic surgery that it cannot respond like her body is. Which goes along with my caption. – Lorica

By: Baklava

Baklava — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:46:52 +0000

Here's another funny caption contest.

By: Severian

Severian — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:25:23 +0000

He touched me! He touched me! I’m so happy I think I’m going to faint!

By: Severian

Severian — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:24:29 +0000

At last, a president I can really respect…

By: sanity

sanity — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:19:57 +0000

Forgot the caption:

Thanks for your Donation to my Presidential aspirations…err, to the Democrat party.

By: sanity

sanity — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:17:42 +0000

We need a close up of that hand.

Seriously, I keep getting drawn back at staring at it because it just seems, unnatural.

Almost as if I am lokoing at an old man’s hand.

I am not joking, look at her face, then look at her hand. It seems too large for her body and doesn’t match her face / neck coloration.

If this picture is not a photoshop, then…..

*shudders*