Comments on: Monday/24 open thread

By: Severian

Severian — Wed, 09 May 2007 00:01:52 +0000

Wow, isn’t that like being a prostitute to understand chastity?

By: Lorica

Lorica — Tue, 08 May 2007 23:36:16 +0000

I guess I will post this here in Monday's open thread. Edwards Discusses Time at Hedge Fund

WASHINGTON (AP) - AP Video Democrat John Edwards said Tuesday that he worked for a hedge fund between presidential campaigns to learn about financial markets and their relationship to poverty—and to make money too.

LINK I am sorry but this man is competely delusional. How could you vote for a man like this. He took the job cuz the offered him BIG BUCKS. He is such a door knob. - Lorica

By: Severian

Severian — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:54:08 +0000

Could have been worse Bachbone. I once watched a pair of idiots stick a gas nozzle into the filler for the oil tank for the dry sump system on a Porsche 911 and put about half a gallon of gas into the oil, then drive off. Bet that was an expensive mistake.

By: William Teach

William Teach — Tue, 08 May 2007 15:55:52 +0000

Hope you are OK, ST. On another note, a friend of mine in the Queen City said he caught video of some blond tripping over air

Embarrassing, eh? Hmm, how about the time in 7th grade when I got a massive nose bleed in front of this 8th grader I had a crush on? Does that qualify?

By: Bachbone

Bachbone — Tue, 08 May 2007 15:22:33 +0000

Last week, my sister stuck the gas nozzle into her car’s filler neck, then realized she’d left her credit card on the car seat. Rather than remove the nozzle, she tried to step over the hose and wound up much ike you, ST. Skinned knees and banged up shoulder. I suggested she limbo under it next time instead of trying to hop over it.

My own most embarrassing incident came shortly after graduating HS. A hot, July evening on a double date in my ‘55 Chevy with no AC. Parked in front of my date’s home, I opened the driver’s door for some air circulation, then with my left thumb, I pressed the little button on the door opening to kill the dome light. The four of us sat there talking awhile, then my date decided she was sleepy and laid her head on my thigh. I don’t remember exactly why, but I then reached across with my right hand, grasped the door handle and slammed the car door on my own left thumb that was still holding the dome light button closed!

I’ve never lived down that bonehead action! Luckily, my buddy who witnessed it now lives 2000 miles away from me, so I don’t get ribbed too often.

By: PCD

PCD — Tue, 08 May 2007 15:08:48 +0000

ST, there is a movie sequel waiting for you. When you are rich and famous, will you remember us?

By: Severian

Severian — Tue, 08 May 2007 14:52:13 +0000

I still remember back in high school, I was walking into my morning science class, it had lab stations with sliding doors along the wall. I had on my ultra cool flight jacket, with pens in the pockets on the left shoulder. I was walking along, and looked to my right at this girl I always thought was cute, she was bending over in her desk putting books away, and looked up and smiled at me. I smiled back, thinking I looked uber-cool, and just then the pens in the sleeve pocket caught on one of the lab station doors, and I took an immediate hard left, pivoting around the pens, into the wall face first. Talk about embarrassing! She was undoubtedly pleased at the effect she had on me, but I was completely mortified.

By: Michael Kotyk

Michael Kotyk — Tue, 08 May 2007 12:32:52 +0000

Well, I’m glad that me and my fiance are not the only ones who are accident prone!!! It happens to us on a daily basis and the day just would not be complete unless we did something screwy!

By: Drewsmom

Drewsmom — Tue, 08 May 2007 10:17:05 +0000

Whoa, I’m sorry you took a spill Siser, but don’t feel rained on, I can trip on a grain of sand.
I even managed to fall out of a rolling chair on my job when I was a receptionist at a Dr.’s office.

By: Rodney A Stanton

Rodney A Stanton — Tue, 08 May 2007 02:45:35 +0000

45 years ago I went to a frat party and had too much to drink (hapened no more than once a week) I was so drunk that i opened the hood of my Daddy’s car to drive sitting on the engine block. My girl got some of my brothers to get me out of the engine and into the back sat. She drove us to her house and after puking 3 times in her garden I drove to my home. Got home just in time for Daddy to say well good now let us go work in the yard. My action was not taped but Monday night at the meeting several brothers managed to work into the discussion what a horses as* brother Stanton was. It was not a fun meeting for me.
I did a lot of things when I was young that were very shameful or embarassing.
The Girl married me in 1966 so it could not have been as bad as everone said. We are still married and grandparents. Wanna see pica of myh grankids?

By: CZ

CZ — Tue, 08 May 2007 02:30:10 +0000

“On one hand, I’m glad no one was around because it was – as most one person accidents are – highly embarassing.”

ST-The security cam video of your mishap will be on youtube soon if it isn’t already there. No longer do we have the right to privacy. It’s gone for good.

We kidd….get well…..

By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Tue, 08 May 2007 02:03:46 +0000

Ahh! Ok, thanks.

Appreciate the input, ya’ll – now I don’t feel so alone

By: steveegg

steveegg — Tue, 08 May 2007 01:59:49 +0000

Gramps Bauer wanted Josh in exchange for working for the ChiComs.

By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Tue, 08 May 2007 01:53:12 +0000

Why do they want Jack’s nephew?

By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Tue, 08 May 2007 01:47:27 +0000

Nooo! They shot Milo!

I missed the first half hour, dang it.