Let it never be said I don’t try to be helpful…

Here’s one she might use (apologies to LeAnn Rimes):

Nothin’ I Say Makes Sense

Like raising taxes will bring prosperity,
Cuttin’ and runnin’ helps our security,
If you can’t understand there’s a reason you see,
Oh nothin’ I say makes sense.

Or the way that I get so defensive and shrill
When I claim I knew nothing ’bout Lewinsky and Bill,
Or how my health care plan died on Capitol Hill,
Oh nothin’ I say makes sense.

Nothin’ I say
Has any foundation,
It’s disinformation,
Lyin’ and stallin’,
You can’t figure it out.
Nothin’ I say
Shows foresight or vision,
It’s only ambition,
Wish I could be honest
But I don’t know how.

Like my cattle futures were just lucky fate,
Or files that were shredded or discovered too late,
If you want the truth you will have a long wait,
Cause nothin’ I say makes sense.

(musical interlude)

Nothin’ I say
Has any foundation,
It’s disinformation,
Lyin’ and stallin’,
You can’t figure it out.
Nothin’ I say
Shows foresight or vision,
It’s only ambition,
Wish I could be honest
But I don’t know how.

I preach global warming just like Al Gore,
Changed my mind on Iraq when the nutroots got sore,
All my campaign events look pathetic and poor,
Cause’ nothin’ I say makes sense.

No, nothin’ I say makes sense…
No, nothin’ I say makes sense…

No, no no…

Oh it don’t make sense.

(c) 2007 RatRant Lyrics

I suspect most of you know the original…if not, you can find it here.

Link

Gosh, for a minute there I thought this kid had killed Rosie.

NC Judge: Witnesses can take Oath on quran

And we take one more step closer to our fate.