Comments on: Weekend open thread

By: Drewsmom

Drewsmom — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:45:31 +0000

O.K., yall have convienced me to accept the nomination and I’ll do my damnest to hold the most understandable friggin press briefings you have ever seen and Helen, your ugly pie hole is being moved to the back row behind a real tall guy, better yet your’re outta her, been here a little too long you old hag.
forest will make a great Commendant of the Marines and Chairman of all things that smack of military.
Baklava, Econmics, yeah, your first act I hope will be doing away with the tax code and putting us on a flat tax or something more understanding and fair. And please, abolish the death tax forever, the feds should not be allowed to get their mitts on anything I have after I’ve gone to meet my maker, just my boy has that right and the feds can kiss by grits, I guess yall all thought I’d say ass, that too. !!!

By: Great White Rat

Great White Rat — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:26:51 +0000

Oh yeah, one other appointment: forest hunter as Commandant of the Marine Corps and Chairman of the JCS. That would make for many sleepless nights for AQ, Iran, and their terrorist buddies.

By: Great White Rat

Great White Rat — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:23:58 +0000

Drewsmom, Baklava’s got a great point there. When you got done with one of your press briefings, none of the mediots could possibly say “Now what did she mean by that?”

By: Lorica

Lorica — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:21:07 +0000

I would love to be VP under My Dear Sweet ST. Also, where in the Constitution does it say that the President can’t be married to the VP. I could be both 1st Male, and VP. Ohhhh HAPPY Day!!! Talk about fun. I would also love to head up the Senate. OMG would I have some fun there. Someone please duct tape Turbin Durbin from head to toe, as he is to stupid to continue wasting our valuable time with his blah blah blah. I like this Cabinet Dear, I mean Madame President. It has alot of strengths, and Drewsmom, if you lose your job as press sec, you come on down to my office, I like your style girl. I will need a good no nonsense advisor. – Lorica

By: forest hunter

forest hunter — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 23:13:19 +0000

NC: The only problem I see with that idea, is that Omar the tent maker is still on vacation and the burka requirements for that emasculated mountain of flesh are the only thing substantial about 2M’s.

By: NC Cop

NC Cop — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:06:51 +0000

Gosh, I almost forgot. I would also assign Michael Moore to be our special terrorist envoy. He would immediately be shipped to the mountains of Pakistan to begin “face to face” negotiations with Al Qaeda…..so long as he doesn’t lose his head.

By: Baklava

Baklava — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:27:43 +0000

I chose you for Press Sec because you don’t beat around the bush

No. You wouldn’t be as effective as Tony Snow, but you’d have us all rolling on the floor and the libs screamin’ in pain…

By: Drewsmom

Drewsmom — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:55:15 +0000

I guess I missed the deal that we were nominating ourselves, who, by the way would really make the better choice so here I go again.
NC Cop — Sec. of Defense
GWR — INS Enforcement with a punch
Lorica — VP
Sister — the Prez.
Thanks, I’ll take the Press Sec. gig but will be kicked out the next day cuz I ain’t politically correct to say the least
Dana — you will be head of the National Parks and watch out for the polar bears and caraboo’s !!!
Sev — you’d make a good anything boy !!
Well that’s it — we’d do hell of a lot better job here folks, lets ROLL.

By: Dana

Dana — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:44:13 +0000

I just want to run the National Parks Service, so I can set myself up as superintendant of Gateway National Seashore — after I get oil drilling started in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 18:05:12 +0000

I could head up the ATF, focusing on Garage Drinking.

By: Baklava

Baklava — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:54:56 +0000

We all know that the Department of “War” needs to be changed to the “Department of Peace” and so I nominate myself to head up that operation.

Peace be with you! Hey. As long as I don’t have to wear the burka – I can submit to kneeling 5 times a day. What does that hurt right? It’s either pray to Allah in peace or die so I choose peace

ST for Pres.
Sev for Department of Interior & Energy
Drewsmom for White House Press Secretary
Lorica for Vice Pres
Baklava for dessert – I mean Department of Peace – I mean how about Economics Advisor?
NC Cop for Department of Defense
GWR for head of INS

By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:32:17 +0000

ROTFL! tommynyc as drug czar? I nearly spit out my orange juice just now …

Some good suggestions so far, however, I think I’d have to nominate Mwalimu for head of the INS/USCIS, so he could get that department functioning like a REAL INS should be. As pres I would give him full authority to do whatever he needed to overhaul the INS.

I’d create a Dept. of Truth and Sev and GWR would be in charge of the Global Warming Division. I’d instruct them to hold weekly ‘fireside chats’ on debunking global warming myths, to be broadcast nationally. Oh what FUN that would be! LOL …

By: Great White Rat

Great White Rat — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:18:45 +0000

All excellent choices so far!!

Lets’ see..a good Vice President should be completely loyal, both personally and politically, to the President and her program. Therefore, I give you…Vice President Lorica. Although we’d have to remind him that at official functions he has to refer to the chief executive as Madame President, not “Dear”.

And let’s not be too partisan, here. There are some qualified people on the other side of the aisle who could fill some spots. How about Tommy in nyc for drug czar? You can’t argue that he doesn’t have the experience…

By: NC Cop

NC Cop — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:05:44 +0000

Thank you, thank you very much!!!

I’m thinking Sev would be a great Sec. of State.

Perhaps M.D. as Sec. of Defense.

Also, both of them would head a special investigation into “Global Warming”

Steveeg would make an excellent National Security Advisor.

Of course, S.T. would be President.

Hmm, President Sister Toldjah, I LIKE it!!!

By: steveegg

steveegg — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:46:39 +0000

NC Cop as AG would work nicely.