The Live Earth concerts against global warming started with life music performances from Bon Jovi, The Police, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Madonna, Genesis and hundreds of top international acts to rally against broadcasted for a period of twenty-four h…

I chose to spend the day taking a nice hike along the Saddle River in Fair Lawn and Glen Rock instead of expending carbon emissions to go to Live Earth to find out that people on this planet are emitting stuff into the atmosphere. Is that actually ne…

Who says the Democrats don’t want to Tax and Spend us into a Socialist Hell like Zimbabwe?

My very favorite excuse for low attendance at the much-ballyhooed worldwide Live Earth global warming concerts yesterday came from Johannesburg, where concert organizer John Langford “believes extremely cold weather… kept people away from the concert.”

You couldn’t make anything up this funny…

I liked this too, referring to the London concert:

Certainly, on the way into the show, some of the 65,000 people who’d spent $110 on a ticket appeared unaware of the seven-point pledge that Al Gore, the event’s chief impresario, had asked all spectators to make. Asked about it, they offered blank looks and said they were there for Madonna (whose annual carbon footprint, according to Buckley, is 1,018 tons — about 92 times the 11 tons an average person uses per year).

A pledge to reduce global warming? You mean, like the one Gore refuses to take?

Ya gotta wonder how long it will take before the realization dawns on them that they’re making complete fools of themselves.

A few hundred spectators turned out for the concert, which began at 10:30 am (1430 GMT).

A few hundred??? Whoa…big success that event was. They could’ve got a bigger turnout if Pelosi just ordered all the Dems’ congressional staffers to show up.

Gore, who has become a leading voice on global warming laughingstock and won an Oscar for his documentary crockumentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” was to appear later at the New York Jersey leg of Live Earth.

And I’ll just bet the mortgage money that he got from DC to NJ by Prius, or better yet, by bicycle, right? Suuuuure.

Live Earth kicked off in Sydney with other shows also taking place during the day in Tokyo, Shanghai, Hamburg, London, Johannesburg and Rio de Janeiro, which are expected to attract an audience of two billion people.

Two billion??? Since DC only brought in a few hundred, the other concerts must’ve really packed them in, huh?

Well…no. The London event only sold 65,000 tickets. The attendance in Rio was under 100,000, and that event was free.

As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, today is the Al Gore’s Travelin’ Emission-a-thon we also know as the Live Earth concerts. There’s plenty of nuttiness happening and Sister Toldjah is recapping it as fast as she sees it…