What are we, ostensibly ordinary people, to take from all of this? That Hillary’s detractors are stupid, obstructionist, childish, undisciplined clowns? Are we really supposed to be swayed by this execrable bit of street theater? Are we expected to gaze upon those harpies and somehow conclude that they must have, somewhere, a valid point?

Maybe I’m just a contrarian, but my reaction to loudly stupid, and stupidly loud people, is to discount anything and everything they say. Anyone who goes so far out of her way to be so obnoxious immediately loses my respect – I won’t even listen to what she may have to say afterwards. And I cannot believe that these morons are unaware that most others would react the same way to their antics.

This pathetic display was nothing more than a toddler picking up filth and putting in her mouth, all the while shrieking “Look, Mommy!” I do not ask toddlers for political advice, nor would I take any were it given.

If your argument relies on floppy boobs, or giant papier mache heads, or “die ins” or ignorant posturing, then perhaps your argument is worthless. Such is my stand, influenced no doubt by my membership in The Patriarchy. But life is too short to deal with morons, or even grant them the respect of listening to them. These stupid worthless women got far more respect from Hillary’s campaign than I would have granted them. I would have had the cops tossing them, breasts and all, into a holding tank with the winos and junkies.

So that’s why I find I’m oftentimes repeating myself to male coworkers and friends …

Maybe that explains why the only photos you’ve put up on this fine site are head shots!

our enemies can have the once-in-a-lifetime experience of being killed by a girl.

I think it says in the Koran somewhere that if you are killed by a girl, you don’t go to heaven, and you don’t get your 72 virgins. – Lorica

Indeed, we can!…now that we have female attack pilots and helicopter pilots, our enemies can have the once-in-a-lifetime experience of being killed by a girl.

Which is probably the closest connection to a female that most of them will ever have.

So that’s why I find I’m oftentimes repeating myself to male coworkers and friends …

I could see that. You would have to repeat to me constantly, I would never grow tired of hearing your voice. – Lorica

One final disgusting comment. I think that it was Dave Berry who once said that men cannot look at a woman’s, er, gifts, and think at the same time. As proof, he cited a study by male scientists at an Ivy-league college where they looked at pictures of women’s breasts for eight hours a day for two years. The study was declared a failure when the researchers discovered that they had failed to take any notes during that time

So that’s why I find I’m oftentimes repeating myself to male coworkers and friends …

I wish somebody would ask Hillary precisely what she intends to take from us “for the common good.” Aside from piles of our own money, I mean. I feel another three foot jump coming on.

Of course, if they really were Playmates, a lot more people would take them seriously. Men, I mean. Everyone knows what part of the anatomy men use to think with (Hint: it’s not located above the shoulders).

One final disgusting comment. I think that it was Dave Berry who once said that men cannot look at a woman’s, er, gifts, and think at the same time. As proof, he cited a study by male scientists at an Ivy-league college where they looked at pictures of women’s breasts for eight hours a day for two years. The study was declared a failure when the researchers discovered that they had failed to take any notes during that time.

I hate to say it, but Hillary’s coming out smelling like a rose on this one, and a harsh light is shining brightly on Obama’s youth and inexperience, and rose-colored view of diplomacy. I expect Clinton’s already comfortable poll numbers to rise.

Quite so.

I’ve been trying for years to convince anyone who’s not from New York that the Senator is very sensible, and very competent. I know there are many people, probably including some of ST’s regular readers, who jump three feet in the air, like a startled cat, anytime they hear the name Clinton.

I would suggest the Hilaryphobics calm down, but I know that would be expecting too much. And this from someone who knows to wear long sleeves when trying to get a cat into the carrier to take him to the vet.

And don’t fergit ta tip yer waitress! He’ll be here all week folks, well fer that matter, I don’t think he ever leaves!

I just wanted to get that off of my chest.