Caption This – Sunday edition

Posted by: ST on December 30, 2007 at 7:14 pm

Photo courtesy of Andy Clark and Reuters. Actual caption follows:


Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) addresses supporters in the Denison, Iowa Fire Station December 27, 2007

My caption:

Hillary Clinton’s two personalities surface while she addresses supporters in Iowa. No word on which personality is which.

Your turn!

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25 Responses to “Caption This – Sunday edition”

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  1. Proof says:

    Two faces have I ay ,ay!
    One to laugh and one to lie!

    (With apologies to Lou Christie!)

  2. Severian says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s the fairest of them all…aaaahahahahahahaha..haaaaaa!

    or

    I thought the undead didn’t have reflections…

  3. Steve Skubinna says:

    Hillary Clinton and her even more evil twin.

  4. “I voted for it before I voted against it.”

  5. benning says:

    “Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Stayin’ Alive, stayin’ alive!”

  6. The picture of Dorian Gray…

  7. stackja says:

    We present the Hillary Sisters.

  8. NC Cop says:

    Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton and I lost 95 pounds on the nutri-system diet.

    Here’s a picture of me before nurti-sweet and AFTER nutri-sweet.

    See the difference? No, you don’t?? Well that’s because you’re obviously a member of the vast right wing conspiracy who hates democrats, women, and children!!!! You will destroy this country and, indeed, the planet while pursuing your rich, white male bastion of hatred and racism!!!!!!! ATTICA!! ATTICA!! ATTICA!!

  9. Proof says:

    Danny DeVito and Hillary Clinton star in the remake of “Twins”!

  10. sanity says:

    In a remarkable showing Killary shows her Left and Right face at the the same time, confusing her supporters not knowing which face was real, the Left or the Right…

  11. sanity says:

    Hmm that should have been Hillary…not Killary, maybe my subconcious is trying to tell me something about her…

  12. Baklava says:

    Is this mic on? cool… Hey. You all want to know how I torture Bill?

    I wear this suit. ba dum bum

    How about this one? I was in a bar with Obama when Obama’s wife came in and dragged him out away from me !

    :)>-

  13. DavidL says:

    She should have been facing the camera.

  14. Tom TB says:

    “In Iowa, the Ghost of Hillary Past appears with the Ghost of Hillary Present…”

  15. sanity says:

    It’s all Bush’s Fault!!

    ***In Stereo***

  16. Severian says:

    No no, I didn’t vote for the Iraq War, it was that other Hillary right there!

  17. Severian says:

    In an extremely rare example, we see the result of Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle in action, as Hillary is seen in both yes and no states simultaneously as she awaits the poll results which will determine her final position on an issue.

  18. Lorica says:

    Man Sev, Loved that last post. =)) The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.!!! =))

    Ohhh Sanity, you had it right the 1st time. Killary would be a good nick name as she is going to kill this economy, and she is going to try to kill the conservative movement in this country, and she is going to kill any extra in our wallets with all her new tax and spend plans. So I think you had it right.

    In an attempt to appease everyone, Killary actually splits herself and starts talking out of both the Right and Left side of her mouths. – Lorica

  19. Great White Rat says:

    Hillary Clinton and a look-alike practice for a new Olympic sport: Synchronized Lying.

  20. forest hunter says:

    Un-beknownst to the makers of Viagra, whistling the lyrics to *Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead* into the mike, really does result in realignment of the Rats alternate universe, while taking their product.

  21. Tom Wannamaker says:

    “Half the money I spend on this campaign is wasted. Trouble is, I can’t tell which half.”

    -Respectfully borrowed from John Wanamaker, famous 19th century merchant and US Postmaster General 1889-1893. He was talking about advertising budgets. :)

  22. Steve Skubinna says:

    Hey, Sev, are you game for another quantum experiment? If we can get a box big enough for Hillary…

    In fact, to hell with Schroedinger. I say we just put her in the box and leave it. And what the heck, toss in some garlic, silver crucifixes and holy water too.

  23. Proof says:

    are you game for another quantum experiment? If we can get a box big enough for Hillary…

    It was Schrödinger’s cat , not Schrödinger’s shrew!

  24. Severian says:

    It was Schrödinger’s cat , not Schrödinger’s shrew!

    =))

    Heisenberg may have slept here!