But it, like the rest of Sulivan’s infatuations, will end in tears. At some point the O-man will say or do something gobsmackingly shameful (impossible to guess what – could be literally on any topic) and we’ll have yet another freak out.

Andrew has not yet found his spiritual and emotional home. He may never, such being the mercurial nature of his heart. But his equilibrium is not our concern, amusing though his constant spin cycles may be.