Some women are just not interested in bullet weights and muzzle velocity. I bring out my .45-70 ammo in 430 grains and 1900 fps, and they don’t even pretend to be interested.

Gotta admit, my dream woman is the Reba McIntyre character from Tremors.

As for things men shouldn’t do in front of women. Guys – you know all the things you do when you pass gas? Well, DON’T DO THEM!!!!

Pull my finger!

And benning (#12) – I had to teach my husband that rule! He doesn’t care if I walk in on him or not.

As for things men shouldn’t do in front of women. Guys – you know all the things you do when you pass gas? Well, DON’T DO THEM!!!!

Ladies: If the bathroom door is closed and the shower ain’t running … stay out! You may not mind having a conversation while doing your “business” but a lot of us do!

I don’t understand why women keep insisting they can fly jets but can’t deal with a toilet seat. You can’t master the simple things, ladies, the world’s not going to get any easier.

And as for falling in, seems to me that sort of thing would happen once, and subsequently a person would not just plop down without looking. Well, a guy would learn that. I haven’t noticed women falling to the floor sitting on chairs that aren’t there, so why is the toilet different?

Like Lorica, the seats and lids in my house are always kept down because I don’t want my two dogs figuring out that white seat is really a big water bowl. That’s a practical reason – being incompetent to work the seat is not.

Ladies, we hold the doors for you out of respect – we adjust the toilet seat just to shut up ceaseless whining.

The toilet seat works both ways. Deal with it…

DRILL ANWAR NOW!!! – Lorica

Why is it any more inconsiderate for a man to leave the toilet seat up than it is for a woman to leave the toilet seat down?

Because Men don’t fall in if the toilet seat isn’t up.

I have had 4 legged pets for the majority of my life, so both seat and lid are always down in my home, and if the little woman, whomever she is, doesn’t put the lid down after using, I am going to let Gizmo, my 20 lb 3 ft long cat, lick her nose while she is asleep cuz a cat that size can drink a ton of toilet water.

As far as a thing a man shouldn’t do when on a date, is sniff, especially HIS body parts. When a man wants to enjoy a womans perfume, he should always do it in soft slow inhales. Then tell ask her, insert best guess here, but know your perfumes. This little trick has gotten me several dates and lots of fun conversations.

As far as what a woman shouldn’t do when on a date with a man. A woman shouldn’t go on, and on, and on, and on about how a man has done her wrong. I was on my 5th or 6th date with this woman and she was still talking about her ex-husband, we ended up friends. She married some other desperate guy, who wanted to see if he could beat Solomon’s wife record, one woman at a time. – Lorica

Seriously, the Milwaukee Police Department Special Investigations Unit released its report on the fiasco that was the 2004 elections here in Milwaukee. It is a 67-page long damnation of the Milwaukee Election Commission and the sorry state of election law here in Wisconsin.

I highly recommend page 26, which has the unit’s recommendations, as well as the takes of a few people I linked to off of my own take.