Breaking: Al Gore to run for president

Tired of all the infighting, the accusations of racism and sexism being thrown about by both camps, the allegations of “voter suppression,” the mudslinging in general, and worried that come time for the Democratic National Convention the nominaton issue still won’t be resolved, Al Gore announced today that he was throwing his hat into the ring in hopes that he can resolve the crisis that currently looms for the Democratic party.

When asked why he waited so late to declare his candidacy, Gore glared menacingly at the reporter who asked the question and, after sighing, responded that he had been so busy flying across the world in his private jet trying to save the planet, that he hadn’t had time to file the necessary papers until today.

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APRIL FOOLS!