Play that funky music …

Posted by: Sister Toldjah on May 27, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Time for another round of “Caption This”:

Clinton guitar
Caption: Former President Bill Clinton, standing with his daughter Chelsea, strums a
locally-made guitar just given to him, as he campaigns for his wife, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., in Ciales, Puerto Rico, Tuesday, May 27, 2008.
(AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)

My try: “No longer able to play the media like a fiddle, former President Bill Clinton tries playing Puerto Ricans instead.”

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  1. Lorica says:

    =)) That is a good one Dear. =)) How about:

    “In a showing of complete surrender of Hillary’s presidential chances, Bill and Chelsea start playing for change on a Puerto Rico street corner.” =)) – Lorica

  2. Tango says:

    (snort!)

    Methinks that Esteban hasn’t got anything to worry about! 8-|

  3. proof says:

    “You ain’t nothin’ but a horn dog! Lyin’ all the time!
    “You ain’t nothin’ but a horn dog! Lyin’ all the time!
    “You won’t never beat Obama and you ain’t no friend of mine!”

  4. Mwalimu Daudi says:

    “Play that funky music, our nation’s First Black President!”

  5. forest hunter says:

    Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water plays :
    …….They burned down the gambling house
    It died with an awful sound
    Funky claude was running in and out
    Pulling kids out the ground
    When it all was over
    We had to find another place
    But swiss time was running out
    It seemed that we would lose the race
    Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

    We ended up at the grand hotel
    It was empty cold and bare
    But with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
    Making our music there
    With a few red lights and a few old beds
    We make a place to sweat
    No matter what we get out of this
    I know well never forget
    Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

  6. Leslie says:

    Groucho: What do you get an hour?

    Chico: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.

    Groucho: I see. What do you get for not playing?

    Chico: Twelve dollars an hour. Now for rehearsing we make special rates. That’s-a fifteen dollars an hour.

    Groucho: And what do you get for not rehearsing?

    Chico: You couldn’t afford it. You see, if we don’t rehearse, and if we don’t-a play, that runs into money.

  7. newton says:

    Hey Woman,

    That guitar is called a cuatro, which is played in what we call música típica, our own country music to be exact. It has a really neat sound, come to think of it.

    What will Ole Bill be doing with it, I don’t know, but I’m sure he’d be in great company with the many men over there who like to chase women around in the first place. (I know of which I speak, BTW.)

  8. Baklava says:

    Via the Ass. Press (kidding):

    Former Pres Bill Clinton was admitted to a mental health facility where his first activity was “Music making”. His daughter joined him for an hour or so…

    OK That was lame!

  9. NC Cop says:

    “Desperate for campaign money, Hillary sends out her wife, er husband, and daughter to play on the street corners.”

  10. Tony says:

    … how I luv ya how I luv ya, My dear old Mammy!!!!!…