Posted by: Sister Toldjah on May 27, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Time for another round of “Caption This”:

Caption: Former President Bill Clinton, standing with his daughter Chelsea, strums a
locally-made guitar just given to him, as he campaigns for his wife, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., in Ciales, Puerto Rico, Tuesday, May 27, 2008.
(AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)
My try: “No longer able to play the media like a fiddle, former President Bill Clinton tries playing Puerto Ricans instead.”
“In a showing of complete surrender of Hillary’s presidential chances, Bill and Chelsea start playing for change on a Puerto Rico street corner.”
– Lorica
(snort!)
Methinks that Esteban hasn’t got anything to worry about!
“Play that funky music, our nation’s First Black President!”
Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water plays :
…….They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
We ended up at the grand hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red lights and a few old beds
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know well never forget
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Groucho: What do you get an hour?
Chico: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.
Groucho: I see. What do you get for not playing?
Chico: Twelve dollars an hour. Now for rehearsing we make special rates. That’s-a fifteen dollars an hour.
Groucho: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Chico: You couldn’t afford it. You see, if we don’t rehearse, and if we don’t-a play, that runs into money.
Hey Woman,
That guitar is called a cuatro, which is played in what we call música tÃpica, our own country music to be exact. It has a really neat sound, come to think of it.
What will Ole Bill be doing with it, I don’t know, but I’m sure he’d be in great company with the many men over there who like to chase women around in the first place. (I know of which I speak, BTW.)
Via the Ass. Press (kidding):
OK That was lame!
“Desperate for campaign money, Hillary sends out her wife, er husband, and daughter to play on the street corners.”
… how I luv ya how I luv ya, My dear old Mammy!!!!!…