It might be worth money.

I leave the small spiders alone. I figure they’ll eat some of the bugs so I won’t have to see them. But when I was cleaning carpets, I recall moving a lady’s surfboard, from behind her couch, and there on the wall was the boiggest danged spider I’d ever seen! Bigger than my hand!

Well, she shrieked, I yelped and then I went crazy. I knocked that huge bugger off the wall, sprayed it with carpet cleaner, and stomped it. And kept stomping it! It was freakin’ huge!

Then her big dog had to waddle up to it and sniff at the carcass. Sheesh!

I hate bugs!

Actually my cats hunt them and leave the crunched carcass for me to find in the morning (not that they’re big or anything!)

I swatted at the thing three times, and the third time it grazed my middle toe before scampering into the bathroom cabinet.

If you whacked him three times, he was probably just looking for some Advil….

My backyard abuts woods owned by the county, and I get deer, foxes, and the occassional groundhog wandering in, but no reptiles yet. But I’ll take your Carolina waterbugs if you’ll take the Jersey mosquitos.

But, of course he’ll be heading upstairs, you’ve poisoned the downstairs and he won’t want to stay there. I know, I’m no help eh?

I can still remember years ago I was working with a guy who’d just moved down from Boston. We were in the lab area and he was out in the office desk area, when we heard this stomping and cursing and $#&*^$# that’s the biggest damned roach I’ve ever seen! We all piled out to see this epic monster, and there was this little thing running across the desk. I said, what do you mean big, that’s a baby! He replied, horrified, you mean they get bigger than that!!! We all told him they get big as alley cats down here, but not to worry, the gators keep them under control