There’s nothing exotic or complicated about how phenoms are made in Washington, and, more to the point, how they are broken.
“Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame,” says Barack Obama. “I’ve already had an hour and a half. I mean, I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.“

That’s it – I’m asking him to drop by and make sure my computers are all shut down. I’m tired of getting porn spam every time you sneak onto my connection, and just because I haven’t told your Dad about the last time doesn’t mean I won’t!

Actually, Lakeisha is a person of gender but she isn’t really a person of color which is totally not her fault, her parents are like total fascists and had her born white. In fact, they named her Brigit Kathleen O’Brien, but last year she decided she’d use Lakeisha for a first name, to show solidarity with her sisters of, um, sisterness. And a month ago she decided that her middle name would be Hussein to show that it’s a good American name, not like the Nazi RethugliKKKans say. When I say it’s an American name, I mean a good one like Shabazz or one of those oppressed ones, not those Nazi names like Mike or Tom.

She totally rocks and even though she’s graduated already and has been accepted into Tri-County Community College to study graphic arts, she says I’m way more mature than the other Juniors.

Now I gotta go work on the giant papier mache puppet head. We still haven’t decided if it’s going to be George Bush or Chief Justice Roberts. Maybe they have – I’m not sure what either of them look like. I mean, Bush always looks like a chimp in the cartoons but when he’s supposedly giving a speech I never can see anyone who looks like that on the TV. That’s because he totally controls the media and they’re totally in the tank for him, which is why Obama has to work like twice as hard just to get any press at all.

The empty suit hisownself:

“Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame,” says Barack Obama. “I’ve already had an hour and a half. I mean, I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”

good politician

ROFLMAO!!!! Good Politician!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Name 3 things that Obama has done in his working 140 days in the US Senate??? Just 3 things that is all I ask. He hasn’t even had enough time to find all the bathrooms in the Congressional House let alone actually work on something. He’s a politician alright, but he ain’t a good one. – Lorica

Watchdogs in the media are calling McCain’s accusations “bogus” “desperate” “wrong” “misleading” “ugly” “offensive” “reckless” and “a nasty turn into the gutter.”

I’ll say that I’d have to agree with some of that. Notably the first three or four. I mean, this angle would have worked better and made more sense with someone whose entrance into politics was made much easier because of celebrity. Someone like, say, Schwarzenegger. Trying to mock a politician that has taken on a celebrity status for being a good politician does appear a bit desperate on the surface.

Oh Sneery, where are ya my lil’ luvbug?

There goes the engagement!! – Lorica