Except for his record, of course.

The Prophet Barack (Hope! Change! Waffles!), Youthful Prince of Post-Partisan Politics, is merely deigning to do America a service by pointing out the ethical flaws of his aged challenger. Any reference to The Messiah’s record is an attempt to besmirch the flawless reputation of The One We’ve Been Waiting For, a distraction born of racism, and does nothing to help Michelle’s children.

Excuse me while I go gag…