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"We were so busy just getting stuff done and dealing with the immediate crises that were in front of us that I think we lost some of that sense of speaking directly to the American people about what their core values are and why we have to make sure those institutions are matching up with those values."
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Caption This: Mr. Goracle Goes To Washington
Have at it, ya’ll:
Original caption: Former Vice President Al Gore testifies about climate change at the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington, January 28, 2009.
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Caption: “Maybe if they see me sweat a lot, they won’t notice how cold it is outside.”
“Gaaaaaah. Even if I had won the election…it’d all be over now.”
caption:
How am I gonna keep up this charade with it so cold outside!
Sorry I’m late…. my SUV got stuck in the ice…
“Did I say ‘global warming?’ I meant ‘global cooling!’ Yeah, that’s it. Sorry, my bad.”
Al Gore’s day took a turn for the worse when a prankster slipped a copy of the former VP’s home’s latest electric bill into his prepared remarks.
“Whew! After being outside during a DC winter, feels like the Caribbean in here!”
“Lying sure makes one sweat! Or, could be the polar bear I just ate.”
See…see! I’m sweating like a pig here, it’s because the planet has a fever, not because I’m fat!
You guys are a riot! I’m going to be laughing for hours over this thread. Another night with no sleep. Thanks alot!
You know, I’ve had it up to here with the blizzard jokes!
Here’s mine:
“Darn it, I left my super secret global warming decoder pen at my eco-unfriendly home. May I be excused?”
“Uh, facts?….evidence??? Uh, no I don’t seem to have those here in front of me at the moment….”
Carbon emissions? No, sir. The biggest cause of global warming is all the BTUs emitted by fat blowhards like myself.
I COULD’VE HAD A V8!!!!
“Now they tell me that the IPCC report violated 72 scientific principles of forecasting“
I believe that your thinking of .. my wife .. Morgan Fairchild .. yeah .. that’s it
If we don’t act soon, we’ll reach a climate tipping point! Ask my wife, Tipper, she understands tipping points. She’s the one who tips the staff, and even I’ve been know to tipple a bit now and then..Tippacanoe and Tyler Too! Wait, where was I?
“We must pass this ’stimulus’ package. We need to contract GDP by 20%…not a measley 1.7%”
Did the gloomy fella have something to say to further his massive conflict of interest?