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Charley Miller says:

June 28, 2010 at 8:05 pm

I once asked Kathleen McKenna, how to debunk patriarchy as a male and fight the battle to destroy the “myth of the fall.”

She simply replied, “Ignore it all.”

So, I like the pun, was it a pun about the “bad apples?” ANyone, not to be some lame-o post-modernistic deconstructionist, but I will…

Simply ignore it all, just a thought, thanks.

charleymiller2010
Unaffiliated for Colorado US Senate
ChrisIsRIGHT says:

June 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm

If you were a liberal, I’d be apologizing on behalf of my gender for Morford’s inexcusably stupid, sexist, leftist, smug, self-righteous, pandering and otherwise idiotic comments.

Of course, you’re not, so you are able to see Morford as an idiot because he’s, well, an idiot. Not because he’s a man.

Morford will never, ever get it. And as long as there are feminazis there to support and affirm his woman-hating stances, he’ll go on spewing them.

Gross.
Deesaster says:

June 28, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Rock on, Sister, Rock on.
Carlos says:

June 28, 2010 at 8:30 pm

“…that some of these guys are so brainwashed by the teachings of their radical feminist significant others that they are little more than subservient “yes men” who can’t think for themselves?”

Some of these guys? What about the insipid mushmind feminazis? They aren’t brainwashed?

And it all starts in the government pre-schools…
Rose says:

June 28, 2010 at 9:00 pm

“A woman to ride the river with – one that walks beside you, as an equal partner, not one who walks behind you, or ahead of you.”

Not an exact quote, but the ideal frontier woman, ala Louis L;Amour. Quaint? Or an idea whose time has come – again?
shockey 626 says:

June 28, 2010 at 9:02 pm

I live in norcal and read the SFGATE on a daily basis, but I never click on Morford’s columns, because first, I need to keep my BP down and second, the more clicks he gets the more able he is to keep his pathetic job.

Morford is also gay. I have known many gay men in my life, and most of them hate women, but will spout liberal gibberish about women’s rights, which in reality they care nothing about.
Ryan says:

June 28, 2010 at 9:07 pm

It comes down to liberals being the most intolerant people you will ever meet. If you agree with them, all is well, but if you don’t… well… just read that column.

Awful.
Colin Copland says:

June 28, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Mark Morford likes his womyn to act like the drive-thru at a Taco Bell: well-greased and always open.
And then he has the audacity to complain that “Fourth Meal” gives him heartburn.

I guess no one ever quoted Rachel from “Friends” to Morford: “No vagina. No opinion!”
Zippy says:

June 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm

Nowhere is there a mention of his liking to be spanked while wearing red heels and suckling a binky.
shockey 626 says:

June 28, 2010 at 9:32 pm

Zippy, I believe that WAS in a previous column. And not red heels but red ruby slippers.
MissJean says:

June 28, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Amen, Sister!

I don’t like when conservative men make rude comments about the looks of women they disagree with, but at least they aren’t commenting on on our reproductive systems. Any man who says that feminists “cringe straight down to their ovaries” is creepy, plain and simple.

Doesn’t surprise me to hear that ~~Mordred~~ Morford is gay. The HillBoys wrote about a time when a gay man who hated Sarah Palin talked about his fantasies of RAPING her. They were shocked and appalled, as were many of their liberal friends. But it’s no different from white liberals who OF COURSE aren’t racist, but will be the first to label a conservative black (especially a conservative black man) as a traitor to his race and cast him in the most derogatory light.
Carlos says:

June 28, 2010 at 11:58 pm

MissJean, ya mean like Thomas Sowell, one of the most brilliant economic and social minds of our time? Or maybe Clarence Thomas? Or even Ken Blackwell or Larry Elder? What about that poor black guy that an SEIU thug beat up at a TEA party?

All worth listening to for an opinion. And all hated by the “inclusionist” and “diverse” left.
Taxpayer says:

June 29, 2010 at 12:36 am

I’m a conservative woman, and I love my Tom Selleck-look-alike husband of 25 years. (And he has a very hairy chest!!!) We had a beautiful daughter together, and he works hard so I can be there for her.

Just to follow along with your lib-baiting, here are some politically incorrect things I like:

*The Constitution.
*The dead white guys who founded our country.
*Football (not soccer).
*Israel.
*Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Jan Brewer.
*”Two and a Half Men”.
*Veterans.
*Humphrey Bogart.
*My father.
*Earning one’s grades, diploma, job, pay, promotions….
*”Deadliest Catch”.
*”Band of Brothers” and “The World at War.”
*”The First 48″ and other shows where the bad guys are pursued, caught, and punished.
*Shakespeare.
*Aristotle.
*And last but definitely not least: My America!
Jo says:

June 29, 2010 at 7:41 am

Well, he is from San Francisco so he is just spewing the liberal ignorance they marinate in out there.
Kate says:

June 29, 2010 at 8:23 am

I agree with those above who say, IGNORE THE TWIT! This guy is not just light in the loafers…he’s super liberal light…if it weren’t for gravity he’d float into the air and become part of the ozone layer.

He is just chanting along with his leftist girlfriends to keep his byline afloat.
Tom TB says:

June 29, 2010 at 8:44 am

Did mary call all men involved in the automotive repair trade “lugnuts”? Well, sweetie, the next time your car breaks down, we will tell you that we alpha-males just can’t fix it because we’ve just been to the manicurist, and you know how long the polish takes to dry…
Susan B. says:

June 30, 2010 at 1:07 am

Morford may consider someone like me a pseudo-woman, but I know for a fact that he is a misogynist, a bigot and a pseudo-man.

And I wonder what his problem with guns is? Does he dislike the idea of women being able to defend themselves, or do guns just make him feel…inadequate?
Marshall Art says:

June 30, 2010 at 1:53 am

Frankly, it would have been fun to hear what your first thoughts were. Maybe you need a blog rated “M” for Mature so you can let it out.

I know. One doesn’t want to lose control, especially when provoked by such a dweeb as Morford.

I think it’s a scream what libs consider “strong” women. Yet they get the vapors in the presence of those to whom they condescend. I’ll take a conservative woman every time. In fact, I married one.
Sharp Right Turn says:

June 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm

….and in the same breath add that you also believe no woman should have control over her reproductive powers and, by the way, poor immigrant women should be sent back to Mexico and guns should be legal for all.

So to be a feminist in his definition, you must hate our very Constitution and our founding documents.

By his words and logic, women who believe in “LIFE, liberty, and pursuit of happiness” are not feminists because he has made up his own “right” to deny life to millions through abortion and his own made-up “reproductive rights”.

In addition, he doesn’t believe in our laws for citizenship and feminists shouldn’t either…since illegal immigrants should be allowed to stay in his mind.

AND clearly he sees no 2nd Amendment right on the part of Americans.

Amazing that we actually have such blowhards in this country calling themselves Americans and self-proclaimed authority on what it means to be an American woman.

I guess us conservative “bi-atches” just don’t get the anti-American nuance of these low life liberal, elitist, Obama/Socialist-loving jock straps.
:(
bastiat fan says:

June 30, 2010 at 1:08 pm

Morford is also gay. I have known many gay men in my life, and most of them hate women, but will spout liberal gibberish about women’s rights, which in reality they care nothing about.

Sorry to hear your experience with gay men, but may I suggest that it’s NOT typical?? As a gay conservative MAN, I’ve known my share of the gay guys who were misogynists, but the vast majority of us DO NOT hate women. In fact, most of my best friends are women whom I adore and would walk through fire for.
Kate says:

June 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm

I am with you on this Bastiat fan….many gay guys are much more sympathetic to life issues than their female counterparts.

I don’t know if it’s because they are trying to prove women can be “tough” and equal to men in all areas. But, in the end they are denying their own biology!
lisad says:

July 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Shouldn’t Judd’s t-shirt read; “…an idiot”?
Sister Toldjah says:

July 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm

It would have, if I could have added the letter “n” to it
Ryan says:

July 4, 2010 at 10:51 am

I’m curious as to what sort of wonky ideas Sarah Palin et.al have about motherhood that he finds so offensive. Makes one wonder what sort of household he grew up in.

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