Meanwhile, in stupid criminal news

Posted by: ST on March 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Because we all need a mid-week laugh:

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Security video inside the store shows the suspect entering the [Spartanburg, SC] store and he apparently realizes he doesn’t have the mask covering his head. 

He quickly tries to put it on, but is unable to do so because he is also holding a 9mm pistol in his hand. 

The robber walks back to the door, and after several attempts, manages to get the mask over his head. 

The robber demanded the clerk to hand over money, but the clerk said he couldn’t open up the register drawer. 

The robber then came around the counter, but he was unable to open it. He left without taking anything.

Must be how how Democrats in the House feel when they’re in the minority and suggest big-spending proposals to the GOP majority that go nowhere … ;)

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  1. camojack says:

    Must be how how Democrats in the House feel when they’re in the minority and suggest big-spending proposals to the GOP majority that go nowhere…”

    Or the way the Democrats in Wisconsin are feeling, since their little gambit of leaving the State has been a failure.

  2. Carlos says:

    Way out here in the sticks, a guy was arrested for breaking and entering after he called 9-1-1 because, while he was showering, the homeowner came home and the genius thought the homeowner might blow him away!

    That, actually, sounds a lot like what happened in last year’s election and what’s happening now in the run-up to next year’s election: the thieves (Congress, the prez) are desperately calling for protection (the victim groups, unions, socialists, etc.) because the owners (taxpayers) have come home…