Meanwhile, in stupid criminal news

Because we all need a mid-week laugh:

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Security video inside the store shows the suspect entering the [Spartanburg, SC] store and he apparently realizes he doesn’t have the mask covering his head.Β 

He quickly tries to put it on, but is unable to do so becauseΒ he is alsoΒ holding a 9mm pistol in his hand.Β 

The robber walks back to the door, and after several attempts, manages to getΒ the maskΒ over his head.Β 

The robber demanded the clerk to hand over money, but the clerk said he couldn’t open up the register drawer.Β 

The robber then came around the counter, but he was unable to open it. He left without taking anything.

Must be howΒ how Democrats in the House feel when they’re in the minority andΒ suggest big-spending proposals to the GOP majorityΒ that go nowhere … ;)

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