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Your tax dollars at work: FEMA prepares for alien invasion!

Posted by: Phineas on October 29, 2011 at 6:29 pm

**Posted by Phineas

Fools! Don’t they know they’re already here? Isn’t Dennis Kucinich proof enough?

Still, it’s comforting to know that the Federal Emergency Management Agency has prepared instructions for firefighters on what to do in case space aliens attack*:

Can’t wait to see what they have in mind for when the Mole People strike… 

Footnote:
(1) I for one welcome our new Extraterrestrial Overlords; they have to be an improvement over the current crop!

(Crossposted at Public Secrets)

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    1. Tim Barnes says:
      October 29, 2011 at 7:35 pm

      Does the head reptilian know of these orders?

    2. John says:
      October 29, 2011 at 7:59 pm

      Given FEMA’s record, I wouldn’t be surprised to find Neville Chamberlain is in charge of negotiations. Aliens may well view people as the other white meat.

    3. Carlos says:
      October 30, 2011 at 1:32 am

      What is it about the name “Dennis”?

      Dennis Kucinich. Dennis Rodman. Dennis Miller.

      Space aliens all. But at least Miller has a good outlook on letting humans rule themselves…

    4. ant says:
      October 30, 2011 at 1:34 am

      Um…If they’re worried about alien invasion, maybe we shouldn’t have been beaming messages and directions to our house from those giant satellite dishes for all these years.
      Some scientists suggest that intelligent life on other planets is most likely to have evolved from a species of predator, so when we send invites out into space, we’re most likely inviting wolves rather than rabbits, so to speak. Really, really advanced wolves. :-s

    5. ombdz says:
      October 30, 2011 at 10:03 am

      Figured FEMA would be out issuing orders on our Autumn Snowmageddon. Seems that this snowy October surprise may have exposed some of Obama’s true believers … http://www.ombudizen.com/2011/10/30/heads-i-win-tails-you-lose/

    6. Tango says:
      October 30, 2011 at 10:28 am

      …what comes to mind is that (in this current era) the movie ‘Independence Day’ would NEVER get made, much less released. It would upset the aliens!

    7. Lorica says:
      October 31, 2011 at 8:06 pm

      (1) I for one welcome our new Extraterrestrial Overlords; they have to be an improvement over the current crop!

      Any blob would be an improvement over these clowns.

      Can’t wait until the “beings of light” show up and explain why they had to take all of these anti-mother earth (Christian) types away. It will be good for FEMA to have this as it will provide them some sort of comfort, since Holy Scripture will be banned.

      On the lighter side, perhaps all of these hollywood actors will ban together and save the Earth like they have done so many times in the movies!! LOL – Lorica