**Posted by Phineas
Fools! Don’t they know they’re already here? Isn’t Dennis Kucinich proof enough?
Still, it’s comforting to know that the Federal Emergency Management Agency has prepared instructions for firefighters on what to do in case space aliens attack*:
(1) I for one welcome our new Extraterrestrial Overlords; they have to be an improvement over the current crop!
(Crossposted at Public Secrets)