**Posted by Phineas
You’re now in your “terrible twos,” and, boy, are you terrible! 
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Anyway, even though your political father is too chickensh… er… “modest [2]” to mark the anniversary of you, his greatest achievement, there are others who care enough to mark the occasion and sing your “praises [3].” In fact, some people even made videos! Let’s turn down the lights and celebrate, shall we?
The first, from your friends at the NRCC [4], tells us what Grandma and Grandpa can look forward to, now that you’re going to take care of them:
(h/t Moe Lane [5])
Er… Well… Yeah. I’m sure they meant it in the nicest way.
Meanwhile, their buddies at the NRSC [6] look back over what you’ve accomplished [7] in the last two years:
(h/t Hot Air [8])
See? You done so much for to the country, and you have so much more to look forward to!
Especially when the Republicans take over in 2013. 
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(Crossposted at Public Secrets [10])