VIDEO: Vajayjay-obsessed #WarOnWomen militants sing “Hands off My Vagina”

You have to see it to believe it:

The lyrics are listed at the You Tube link, but here’s a sampling:

I met a guy at the mall.
Head over heels I did fall.
I need to buy birth control,
but now you’re in my way.

The clinic told me ’bout you.
They said they call you The Cooch.
Hey man, you haven’t a clue,
and now you’re in my way.

Your agenda’s daunting,
rich, white, catholic talking,
women’s rights a stalking.
Whatdya think you’re doing crazy?

I’ve never met you
and this is shady.
It’s my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You’re on the far right
and women are angry.
It’s my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I’ve never met you
and this is shady.
It’s my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It’s my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

The “song” and video were written and produced by a site called “Cooch Watch” – apparently in reference to Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, who liberal “feminists” view as an “enemy” to “women’s rights” – even going so far as to suggest Cuccinelli and his supporters are “un-American.”

Yes, standing up for the rights of unborn, developing babies with little heartbeats, tiny hands and feet, etc is “un-American.” What absolute cold-blooded fools these women are.

You know, it’s funny how “feminists” and their slavish devotees in the Democrat party claim they want to stop politicians from “focusing on women’s vaginas” but the only people I see obsessing over vaginas are liberal feminists, you know, the ones who are supposedly carrying the mantle of feminists from long ago who fought to be judged based on their abilities as a person and not on their sex. In reality, modern day “feminists” are an affront to those pioneering feminists, who would be ashamed to see what the battle for “women’s rights” has become – man-hating, family-shunning, narcissistic, and wholly intolerant of viewpoints that don’t mesh with the belief that Uncle Sam is the only man in which you should put your “trust.” He’s the feminist movement’s ultimate man: He condones irresponsibility and disrespect, has a complete disregard for the facts, doesn’t ask questions, and will eagerly shell out billions for you to continue your lifestyle.

That’s a pretty sweet deal … if you’re a woman who doesn’t put a high degree of value on her independence and self-respect. Then again, independent thinking and a strong belief in personal responsibility over a reliability on the government to bail people out are not exactly hallmarks of the modern “feminist” movement, are they?

And speaking of, the funding issue is one of the core issues when it comes to debates about abortion, liberal women – not your vajayajays. If you want the government to keep its “hands off” your female parts, then stop demanding that the American taxpayer must pay for your reproductive decisions and “abortion care” (which is an oxymoron if I ever heard one). You may think you can get away with trying to have it both ways, but here’s a little hint: We won’t let you.

Got it?

#FastAndFurious Get people killed, get a reward!

**Posted by Phineas

When confronted with monumental stupidity, one’s options are usually a) get outraged; b) do a Homer Simpson impression and shout “D’oh!”; or c) bang your head on the nearest hard surface.

I’ll take d) all of the above:

Double-dipping: ATF ‘rewarding’ man who ran Operation Fast and Furious

One of the federal law enforcement officials that Congress regards as most responsible for Operation Fast and Furious received extended paid leave from his government job, which allows him to draw a second salary working at JP Morgan.

The paid leave also allows [Bill] McMahon to get a larger pension when he finally, officially, leaves the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

“Given McMahon’s outsized role in the Fast and Furious scandal, the decision to approve an extended annual leave arrangement in order to attain pension eligibility and facilitate full-time, outside employment while still collecting a full-time salary at ATF raises a host of questions about both the propriety of the arrangement and the judgment of ATF management,” wrote Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, and Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., in a letter to ATF.

Gee, ya think? McMahon knew there were no real safeguards on Fast and Furious’ gunwalking operation, yet he –by his own admission– did nothing to stop it. Two federal agents and more than 300 Mexicans are dead, killed by weapons this numbskull let into the hands murderous Mexican drug cartels. And what happens to Mr. McMahon? Censure? Demotion? Dismissal? Criminal charges?

Don’t be silly, silly! For his sterling efforts, Bill McMahon gets leave with pay that will pad his federal pension, while working another cushy full-time job.

Jackpot!

Cynical Question: What if this isn’t just a spectacular, albeit all too common, example of bureaucratic idiocy? Doesn’t it seem a bit convenient that the man who knows an awful lot about the most explosive scandal facing the administration gets a boatload of money tossed at him? Maybe in return for taking the fall? Hmmm…

RELATED: Earlier posts about Operation Fast and Furious.

(Crossposted at Public Secrets)