And the idea of funding everyone’s pre-school… I’m a teacher. I have read the MULTIPLE studies that HeadStart hasn’t worked, that uninvolved parents don’t get involved if they can pawn their children onto someone else, etc. So we’re supposed to build an additional tier of public education – oh, wait! Make that two! He also wants to re-work high school so that all kids have associate’s degrees when they graduate. (We have something similar where I teach, but it’s not for every student, only ones who show promise of success.)

And raising minimum wage: Gah! Our municipalities and library system just finished hiring part-timers to replace full-timers, all as part of the rush to avoid Obamacare penalties. A wage change means new hires get the ax. I imagine it will be the same, if not worse for small businesses.

And don’t get me started on ending the Cold War with Russia, giving the right to vote to people (complete with cheers), and negotiating open trade with the EU.

I spent my time watching a hockey game instead. “Listening to an hour of non-stop lies” isn’t on my bucket list.

And I know it’s too much to hope for, but if he was 1% the man he thinks he is he would have announced his resignation to the world, and promised to abide in a monastery for the next twenty years contemplating all his past evils and how to make it right with all the fools who believed him.

If you really wanted to get plastered fast, though, a drink for every lie heard would’ve done the trick.