Robber tries to stick up gun store, learns meaning of “bad idea”


**Posted by Phineas

You really didn’t think this one through, did you, Derrick?

Sheriff’s deputies say [Derrick] Mosley walked into Discount Gun Sales on Southwest Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway around 4 p.m. Thursday with a bat in hand and smashed a display case.

But they say when Mosley tried to steal a gun, the store manager simply pulled out his own personal firearm and pointed it straight at the would-be-robber. The manager then yelled some orders at the guy and got him to drop the baseball bat, the gun he had tried to take and a nine-inch long knife he had on him.

Trying to rob a gun shop with a baseball bat. That kind of genius, friends, is why Derrick Mosely is the major success he is.

I wonder how long it took the cops to stop laughing?

via Jazz Shaw

(Crossposted at Public Secrets)

6 thoughts on “Robber tries to stick up gun store, learns meaning of “bad idea”

  1. Bad idea to try robbing any gun store, whatever you arm yourself with. Not only the staff but many of the customers will be carrying. You’re better off trying to knock over the doughnut shop across the street from the police station.

  2. Just one more example of why the state of Oregon always votes Democrap. With such a genius as this as a leader, young kids in north Portland are sure to continue the tradition.

    And they can’t figure out why their unemployment rate is so high, ’cause they keep voting in all those jackasses who promise them the moon and how to get there, but it just never seems to happen.

    Good example of the success of guvmint-controlled indoctrination system here, too.

  3. Never bring a baseball bat to a gunfight. Or Skittles either, for that matter. An armed society is a polite society.

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