Skinny Veeping? New book details Biden’s alleged fondness for skinny dipping

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Maybe not exactly what you wanted to know about the Vice President, but we need a little “lighter side” news these days, and this story is a perfect fit:

It’s the Joe Biden you didn’t know β€” and might not want to see.

Secret Service agents dread being assigned to protect the vice president, in part because Biden’s a big fan of skinny dipping, according to a new tell-all book.

In β€œThe First Family Detail,” author Ronald Kessler quotes unnamed Secret Service agents dishing about the supposedly β€œhidden lives” of Presidents and the other important people they protect.

Biden is portrayed as being more interested in coming off as a β€œregular Joe” than being potentially responsible for the nation’s nuclear codes.

Not to mention he’s a guy who apparently doesn’t have a problem getting naked.

β€œAgents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes.

β€œFemale Secret Service agents find that offensive.”

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Between Biden’s β€œlack of consideration as evidenced by” his naked aquatics and his supposedly incessant last-minute schedule changes, β€œbeing assigned to his detail is considered the second worst assignment in the Secret Service,” Kessler writes.

Coming in at No. 1, per Kessler: Protecting Hillary Clinton.

While news of Biden’s alleged swims in the buff is a bit shocking, Hillary’s being difficult for the Secret Service to handle, Β well – let’s just say there are no surprises there ….

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