Caption This: Joe Biden at last night’s #SOTU address

Heh. This is a good one.

VP Biden - SOTU

Photo via Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images

Hat tip to @HuffPostPol, whose caption – predictably – is:


Your turn!

Related: Via Politico – How Biden entertained himself during SOTU 2014 (VIDEO)

Humor Alert: VP Biden calls the wrong guy to congratulate in Boston mayoral race

VP Biden

Never change, Joe! Never change. : )
(Image via Getty)

When there’s not much else left to laugh at in the world, there is our dear Vice President we can look to:

BOSTON — Moments before taking the stage at the Park Plaza Hotel to celebrate his close victory over City Councilor John Connolly, Boston mayor-elect Marty Walsh took phone calls from major dignitaries including President Barack Obama and Mayor Tom Menino.

Reporters waiting for his speech were grumpy that Walsh was running late but one VIP did not delay Walsh’s arrival on stage: Vice President Joe Biden.

Biden initially called former Ted Kennedy staffer Marty Walsh to congratulate and started the phone call saying “You son of a gun!” The mixup is a common occurrence for the lesser known former staffer according to those with knowledge of the phone call.

Biden later called the correct Walsh but missed him and left a voicemail congratulating him on his win in the race according to Walsh.

Heh.

Biden 2016, anyone? ;)

Related: Book: Team Obama Eyed Swapping VP Biden for Hillary in 2012

Photo of the Day: @AnthonyWeiner poses with “The Big Salami”

Just a little over a week before the mayoral primary is held in NYC comes this photo of disgraced former Congressman-turned-mayoral-candidate Anthony Weiner at a local deli (hat tip):

Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner is all smiles after getting “The Big Salami” from David Greco (r.), owner of Mike’s Deli and Arthur Avenue Trattoria.
(Photo via Michael Schwartz for the NYDN)

The New York Daily News published the photo and had this humorous write-up:

Anthony Weiner showed off a big Italian sausage at an Arthur Ave. Deli Saturday, agreeing to pose with the ample-sized meat on a campaign stop in the Bronx.

When the Democratic mayoral hopeful walked into Mike’s Deli, owner David Greco said he whipped out the sausage right away.

[…]

Greco said Weiner’s sense of humor impressed him. “There were guys pushing salamis into his face. My people, they have no filters,” he said of his employees. “But he was cool about it.”

LOL. Not quite sure which photo is worse – that one, or the one below of him holding a press conference yesterday on the difference between textbooks and Kindles that drew … one reporter (via Twitchy):


I’m sure the only reason there was only a one single reporter at a Weiner press conference Saturday was because it was Labor Day weekend, not because he has seriously tanked in the polls. Yep, I’m sure that’s the real excuse…

Friday Fun: What happened with the #BreakfastClub crew on Monday?

Was talking about this on Twitter earlier today, and thought it might be a fun topic for discussion/speculation here after the last several weeks of depressing news. A question often asked of the cast and crew of the movie “The Breakfast Club” is what happened with the crew of unlikely allies when Monday rolled around. Did they speak to each other in the hallway? Did Claire and Bender openly declare their love?  Did Andy and Allison start dating? Did Brian become respected by the popular crowd? For those of you who haven’t seen the 1985 cult classic, here’s a primer.

Ready, set, go! Give it your best shot.  This is not a trick question. In reality, no one really knows.  :)

Breakfast Club cast

”Don’t you forget about me …”

Unintentionally funny moment of the day: Weiner tells rude heckler to “beat it”

I gotta admit, even for a serial jerk like Weiner, this heckler was incredibly rude … especially considering she was in front of kids when she went on her profanity-laced tirade (LANGUAGE WARNING):

Anthony Weiner was roasted tonight in Brooklyn.

The embattled mayoral candidate faced down his angriest heckler to date in the shadow of the Barclays Center, fending off repeated f-bombs from a woman who claimed to be a former Weiner voter.

“You are disgusting! You are an embarrassment of a third-generation native,” said Jane Borock, 35, as she waded into a meet-and-greet with voters in a plaza bordering Atlantic Avenue. “Your little overnight sleepover in public housing. F*ck you! Go back to your little Hamptons house.”

Mr. Weiner, still playfully quizzing a mother and a young girl, tried to calm the woman down. “You’re very passionate. I appreciate your view.”

“I’m passionate? More passionate than you on Twitter. I’m a social media expert. Get someone to handle your shit! You are disgusting. Disgusting,” she railed. Ms. Borock, wielding a camera phone, then turned to the press surrounding her. “And f*ck you all for covering …”

“Whoa! Whoa,” said Mr. Weiner, growing angry. “You’ve got little kids here. You’ve got little kids here … just don’t curse.”

“Little kids?! You have NO right to talk about little kids … Talking about little kids? Social media? You wanna see some Twitter action?” she demanded.

[…]

As Ms. Borock, an art director, vented to reporters, Mr. Weiner continued to meet voters and take pictures. But the antics continued when Mr. Weiner was approached by a man wearing a small white fedora who said he was homeless, and asked: “When you become mayor, will you still be on the Internet showing yourself?”

“Uh, no,” Mr. Weiner said.

Ms. Borock, still railing about the affordable housing that she said the new Barclays Center had displaced, re-entered the fray after a brief lull. Mr. Weiner, however, was no longer willing to stomach Ms. Borock’s wrath without a fight.

“Oh, take is easy. Lighten up. You put your show on. Why don’t you beat it? Beat it!” Mr. Weiner shot back, strutting in front of his sign-holding volunteers.

“Beat it?” Ms. Borock, incredulous, said back.

Several men to the side yelled encouragements for Mr. Weiner.

Ummm … well, the double entendre-fest continues. That’s all I’ll say about that.

In related news, Mr. Weiner’s former online mistress, Sydney Leathers recently did a “bikini photo shoot” for the NY Post, now has a porn video out and is giving “tips” on how to “seduce politicians.” Sigh.

I’m not even a voter in the NYC mayoral race and I’m already ready for it to be over.  Please, NYC Democrats, do the right thing for once and don’t pick Mr. Weiner to be your nominee for mayor.   Please?

Carlos Danger

”Embarrassing” doesn’t quite cover this guy.

Friday Humor: Anthony Weiner meets the “real” Carlos Danger (VIDEO)

Oh my gosh. Literally laughed out loud at this. And yes, it actually happened (earlier this week before his presser):

The below photo of “Carlos Danger” is via NY Magazine, which noted yesterday – courtesy of the New York Observer – that this was likely a New York Post stunt. Wouldn’t put it past them!

Carlos Danger

Will the real Carlos Danger please stand up? (photo taken by @epngo)

Humor Break: Man who stole Obama’s teleprompter gets 7 years prison time

Pausing in the middle of helping to (successfully) get Kermit Gosnell’s name trending on Twitter –  so as to shame the national MSM into devoting more attention to it –  to bring you this story (hat tip):

A career criminal who stole a truck containing President Obama’s audio equipment was sentenced Thursday to seven years in federal prison.

Sentencing guidelines called for a term of about three years, but Eric Brown of Richmond, Va., agreed to the longer sentence to avoid prosecution for 14 similar truck thefts in three localities. However, he could still face charges in Stafford County, which did not join Chesterfield, Hanover and Henrico counties in the agreement.

Brown pleaded guilty in January to theft of government property.

“The theft of government property is a serious offense,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Roderick Young said in court. “It’s all the more serious when the property belongs to the White House Communications Agency.”

My theory was that TOTUS might have tried to escape on his own.  Can’t blame itit isn’t treated well, after all. No benefits, no vacation time, no “free health care” – nothing.

Doug Powers quips:

Let this stand as a lesson to anyone who might even consider stealing the mojo of the greatest orator the world has ever known.

Indeed. You can steal many things from the government (time, things, taxpayer money, etc) and not face that much jail time (in the case of stealing taxpayer money, sometimes you are even “rewarded” with re-election!) but don’t you DARE steal President Obama’s teleprompter aka “TOTUS”!  #LineInTheSand ;)