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North Korea planning war with nukes, cyber-attacks? Not likely, but…

Posted by: Phineas on April 18, 2013 at 3:19 pm » 3 Comments

**Posted by Phineas It sounds insane, but is North Korea planning a lightning war to reunify the peninsula and present both Washington and Beijing with a fait accompli? Bill Gertz of the Washington Times (1) reports that US analysts are concerned: U.S. intelligence officials assessing North Korea’s recent bellicose statements are increasingly concerned that Kim Jong-un […]

 

(Video) The President on the North Korean threat

Posted by: Phineas on April 11, 2013 at 1:37 pm » 3 Comments

**Posted by Phineas The Virtual President, that is. “President” Bill Whittle holds a press conference to explain American policy (and opinion of) North Korea in no uncertain terms: Honest, direct, and no diplomatic weasel words such as “unacceptable,” “world opinion,” or my favorite, “the international community.” (1) Neither bellicose nor warmongering; no chest-thumping to be […]

 

(Video) North Korea’s air force stands ready to destroy us!

Posted by: Phineas on February 17, 2013 at 7:56 pm » 4 Comments

Take note, imperialist warmongering aggressors against the People’s Juche Socialism! The Great People’s Democratic Air Force, under the inspired leadership of Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un, stands ready to annihilate you with one blow — within two minutes! All in their vintage 1960s-1970s Soviet aircraft. Quake in fear America. Quake. In. Fear. Love that retro look! […]

 

Have I mentioned that North Korea is weird?

Posted by: Phineas on February 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm » 2 Comments

**Posted by Phineas Here’s a recent propaganda video from the world’s largest prison camp masquerading as a nation, in which a sleeper dreams of what appears to be the North Korean “space program,” but culminates in a missile attack on New York City. All set to the tune of “We are the World.” Really. FOX […]

 

Horrific: Cannibalism in North Korea

Posted by: Phineas on January 30, 2013 at 2:01 pm » 2 Comments

**Posted by Phineas This is the end-state of totalitarianism, if it doesn’t reform like China or collapse on itself like East Germany and the USSR — parents eating their children: A starving man in North Korea has been executed after murdering his two children for food, reports from inside the secretive state claim. A ‘hidden […]

 

North Korea: Because a bullet to the head is so plebian

Posted by: Phineas on November 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm » 8 Comments

**Posted by Phineas Hey, when you’re Beloved Leader God-King of the world’s largest prison camp masquerading as a nation and you want someone dead, you don’t do it the way just anyone would. That would be too… common. Beneath you. Nope, when you decide to whack a minister as a lesson to others, you do it in […]

 

One big, happy North Korean family? Updated: Not Kim’s family, just lucky

Posted by: Phineas on August 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm » 3 Comments

**Posted by Phineas The photo below is of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and his family — say cheese! (Click for a larger version) Notice anything… odd? Outside of Kim and maybe the uniformed guy, everyone else looks like they’re about as cheery as someone facing an IRS audit. If this is the ruling […]

 

Anti-military purge underway in North Korea?

Posted by: Phineas on July 22, 2012 at 3:13 pm » 2 Comments

**Posted by Phineas The other day I noted reports of an armed clash between soldiers loyal to North Korea dictator Kim Jong-Un and those of Marshal Ri Yong-Ho, which may have resulted in the army chief’s sudden retirement death. At the time I speculated on a few possible explanations, all of which were equally likely given […]

 

North Korean marshal may not have been quite ready to retire

Posted by: Phineas on July 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm » 1 Comment

**Posted by Phineas Gee. And here I thought I was only joking when I said on Twitter that Marshal Ri Yong-ho’s retirement for “health reasons” meant a case of “sudden lead poisoning.” Looks like it may not have been a joke: A gunbattle broke out when the North Korean regime removed army chief Ri Yong-ho […]

 

China begs the question: Why would anyone want to “own” North Korea?

Posted by: Phineas on July 10, 2012 at 1:01 pm » 5 Comments

**Posted by Phineas I’ve often referred to North Korea as the “world’s largest prison camp masquerading as a nation.” And let’s face it — it’s a basket-case made in a Stalinist hell: the people are brutally crushed, often rented out as slaves in all but name; the economy is frequently on the verge of collapse, […]