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North Korea: all men must now wear Kim Jong Un’s hairstyle?

Posted by: Phineas on March 26, 2014 at 3:11 pm » 6 Comments

**Posted by Phineas When you’re the boy god-king of the world’s largest prison camp masquerading as a nation, you can get away with weird, petty stuff like this: If you are a man in North Korea, we sincerely hope you have a round face. It’s the shape that will work with your new haircut. That […]

 

Probably the most frightening tweet you will ever read

Posted by: ST on February 24, 2014 at 7:58 pm » 15 Comments

From the Hollyweird files of far left conspiracy theorist/actress Roseanne Barr: i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here — Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 25, 2014 My response: I don't think that's a good idea, ma'am. RT @TheRealRoseanne: i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here — […]

 

Chris Christie vetoes transgender birth certificate bill, leftists go nuts

Posted by: ST on January 13, 2014 at 7:13 pm » 12 Comments

The clueless wonders over at “Think Progress” are having a sh*t fit over Gov. Chris Christie’s veto of a bill that would have allowed “transgender  persons” who haven’t undergone a surgical sex change to legally change the sex on their birth certificates.  First, the story – via NJ.com: Gov. Chris Christie vetoed a bill today that […]

 

Kim Jong Un may have out-psycho’d his father and grandfather

Posted by: Phineas on January 3, 2014 at 1:01 pm » 5 Comments

**Posted by Phineas I mean, we’ve heard he was hammered when he ordered the trial and execution of his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, but to carry out the sentence by feeding him alive to the dogs? Dude! According to the report, unlike previous executions of political prisoners which were carried out by firing squads with machine […]

 

Snow in the desert: is there nothing global warming can’t do?

Posted by: Phineas on December 13, 2013 at 12:31 pm » 5 Comments

**Posted by Phineas (Photo credit: AhramOnline) Can’t wait to see how climate alarmists spin this — the first snowfall in Cairo, Egypt!, in over 100 years: Snow coated domes and minarets Friday as a record Mideast storm compounded the suffering of Syrian refugees, sent the Israeli army scrambling to dig out stranded motorists and gave […]

 

#Obamacare: at last, CNN finds someone thrilled with it!

Posted by: Phineas on November 2, 2013 at 8:48 pm » 2 Comments

**Posted by Phineas At long last, we’ve found people genuinely excited by our new, state-run healthcare system: strippers, escorts, dominatrices and other sex-workers! Only in California, my friends, and only in San Francisco: A burlesque dancer dressed as a nurse taunts her co-performer with a toy syringe, dangling the medicine seductively in an act that’s […]

 

North Korea: Dictator executes ex-girlfriend for doing porn, owning Bible

Posted by: Phineas on August 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm » 10 Comments

**Posted by Phineas I’ve figured it out: North Korea is the only nation founded on a bad acid trip: Kim Jong-un’s ex-girlfriend was among a dozen well-known North Korean performers who were executed by firing squad on Aug. 20, reports said Wednesday. Sources in China said singer Hyon Song-wol as well as Mun Kyong-jin, head […]

 

Robber tries to stick up gun store, learns meaning of “bad idea”

Posted by: Phineas on July 28, 2013 at 6:12 pm » 6 Comments

**Posted by Phineas You really didn’t think this one through, did you, Derrick? Sheriff’s deputies say [Derrick] Mosley walked into Discount Gun Sales on Southwest Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway around 4 p.m. Thursday with a bat in hand and smashed a display case. But they say when Mosley tried to steal a gun, the store manager simply […]

 

(Video) Hello, I’m from California. Please nuke my state, now.

Posted by: Phineas on July 10, 2013 at 12:01 pm » 2 Comments

**Posted by Phineas A noted 9-11 Truther circulates a petition to help Obama streamline government by eliminating the Bill of Rights… and people sign it! The Blaze describes the man with the mission: Well, to put it plainly, he’s … interesting. A noted 9/11 truther and Illuminati enthusiast, Dice has been featured in documentaries including […]

 

Is @Virgin’s @RichardBranson accepting nominations for who can help him #PopulateMars?

Posted by: ST on September 27, 2012 at 1:53 pm » 4 Comments

This one was too good to pass up: Richard Branson is on a mission to Mars. The Virgin Airlines CEO says he has a plan to populate the red planet with an intergalactic Noah’s Ark. “Obviously, you are going to want scientists initially,” he told the New York Post at Condé Nast Traveler’s Celebration of […]