Why we need sharia law: letting women drive will make men gay

Posted by: Phineas on December 2, 2011 at 12:01 pm

**Posted by Phineas

We approach the end of 2011 with perhaps the best news headline of the year, courtesy of the UK’s Daily Mail:

Saudis fear there will be ‘no more virgins’ and people will turn gay if female drive ban is lifted

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis – both men and women – turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

According to esteemed researcher Dr. Subhi, the terrible social cost of letting women drive can already be seen in other Arab countries:

And it pointed out ‘moral decline’ could already be seen in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.

In the report Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state.

‘All the women were looking at me,’ he wrote. ‘One made a gesture that made it clear she was available… this is what happens when women are allowed to drive.’

Poor guy. Loose women in their cars are constantly prowling the streets, looking for pure Islamic men to corrupt with their feminine wiles, bucket seats, and satellite radio. O tempora! O mores!!

Where has morality gone?

Good thing we have sharia law to guard us from temptation and keep women in their places.

(Crossposted at Public Secrets)

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11 Responses to “Why we need sharia law: letting women drive will make men gay”


  1. Neo says:

    The science is settled

  2. Carlos says:

    OTOH, look at what progressive ideology taught at lightspeed has done to the masculinity of this country, and to what was lightly taken as masculinity in many Eurozone countries. Not sure that sharia law has a corner on the stupidity market here…

  3. Anonymous says:

    If women are such a temptation to men’s purity, why don’t muslim men wear blindfolds?

  4. Zippy says:

    He was probably staring at them in fear of ‘islamic women going wild’ and they looked at him like he was a GOOB..which those with over inflated egos believe is a come hither look.

  5. RS says:

    There’s always goats and sheep if women start driving and turn into humans or something.

  6. H Hazell says:

    Those men in cultures that insist that their women walk behind them do not know what they are missing. And I never knew I was so gay!

  7. SpideyTerry says:

    All the more reason to let women drive. More gay men in the Arab world could blunt the number of future suicide bombers.

  8. Jay Stevens says:

    “Good thing we have sharia law to guard us from temptation and keep women in their places.”

    Doesn’t work. There is always the “sorcery and black magic” defense, as in “She used sorcery and black magic on me and I was helpless to resist.”

    That is a common defense when a wife comes home and catches her husband with the maid.

    Jay Stevens
    Eastern Province, Saudi Arabia

  9. Drew the Infidel says:

    “The dress, Monica. Show them the dress!”

  10. Carlos says:

    Headline: “Why we need sharia law: letting women drive will make men gay”

    For countries under sharia law, or even considering it, the drive to make men gay isn’t much more than a drive to the corner…