Goat Man of Utah identified?

Posted by: Phineas on July 24, 2012 at 1:01 pm

**Posted by Phineas

An end to the mystery that has captivated America?

State wildlife officials have identified the man who has been spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Monday the mystery man is a 57-year-old hunter from Southern California.

Douglass told the Standard-Examiner that the hunter called officials and provided enough information to put their curiosity to rest. Douglass says he didn’t ask for a name.

The man told Douglass he was preparing for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year and testing a goat suit.

Uh-huh, sure. Just what are they really hiding up there? Goats? I didn’t watch all those 70s horror movies for nothing, y’know!

And, naturally, he’s from California…

via Vermontaigne

(Crossposted at Public Secrets)

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  1. Drew the Infidel says:

    The Rocky Mountains being on the west side of the continent caused the country to tilt and all the nuts rolled to California.

  2. Jiji says:

    From California, in a goat costume, in a herd of goats, and with a box full of condoms? Isn’t that normal in California?