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**Posted by Phineas
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.
The owners of Collegno’s Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg’s proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.
Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal.
Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents, they realized they needed more food than originally ordered.
“Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?” Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.
“I’m sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”
Hey, Mikey! How does it feel to have someone telling what you can and can’t eat, you pint-sized statist tyrant?
Read the rest, with a language warning: Hizzoner doesn’t like being told “no.”
via The Jawa Report
UPDATE: Just found out it was satire. Darn it. It’s one of those things that just should be true.
(Crossposted at Public Secrets)