Audacity of Truth
Rahmbo:
"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive."
-Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) on Obama's COS, 3/7/10
Velvet Lair- Legends March 18, 2010
- Some things are just not cute March 18, 2010
- The adventures of the lady spider killer continue March 11, 2010
- Intermission February 19, 2010
- People who allow their dogs to poop in other people’s yards February 16, 2010
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- Open thread: House votes coming; Update: Ryan, Pence videos added; Update: 219-212; Update: GOP’s hail mary fails; Update: Roll added
- Last gasp: GOP may try to kill the bill by forcing a vote on Stupak’s language; Update: Pro-life group strips Stupak of award
- Pence to Stupak: You traded 30 years of pro-life law for a promise from the most pro-abortion president in history
- Michelle Malkin
- Attorneys general launch lawsuit backlash against Demcare
- The gloater-in-chief: “Another stone laid in the foundation of the American dream;” Pelosi jokes: “No money exchanged hands (laughter);” Slaughter: “There is nothing now that we can’t tackle”
- Consequences: Stupak stripped of “Defender of Life” award
- Jake Tapper
- Legal Insurrection
- Lynn Sweet
The killings in Darfur? Blame ‘em on …
UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said that the slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, in an article published Saturday.
“The Darfur conflict began as an ecological crisis, arising at least in part from climate change,” Ban said in a Washington Post opinion column.
UN statistics showed that rainfall declined some 40 percent over the past two decades, he said, as a rise in Indian Ocean temperatures disrupted monsoons.
“This suggests that the drying of sub-Saharan Africa derives, to some degree, from man-made global warming,” the South Korean diplomat wrote.
“It is no accident that the violence in Darfur erupted during the drought,” Ban said in the Washington daily.
When Darfur’s land was rich, he said, black farmers welcomed Arab herders and shared their water, he said.
With the drought, however, farmers fenced in their land to prevent overgrazing.
“For the first time in memory, there was no longer enough food and water for all. Fighting broke out,” he said.
Good Lt. at The Jawa Report writes in response:
That’s good news for the US military – there’s nothing they can do to stop what’s really causing Darfur’s problems. And we all know what a world breadbasket and model of prosperity Darfur was before this arbitrary assault by the planet’s weather patterns; an assault that is literally possessing and directly ordering the lunatics there to slaughter innocents with machetes.
Hence, we don’t need to intervene with our military there. Nothing the military can do to stop “climate change.”
Right? Angelina?
Makes sense to me …
I say we send a team of global warming diplomats, led by Al Gore, to set up an office there in order to solve the gw crisis. After all, once that is solved, all will be back to normal in Darfur.
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I’ve noticed that watch sales have plummeted as people just use their mobile phones to tell them.
I suppose the watch manufacturer employees who need food and water AND shelter have a right to pillage and kill because ……
….. that is how hunger is handled right?
Or wait a minute, we went through a depression here also.
Bleck. I meant to type “to tell time”.
As Milli Vanilli sang, “Blame it on the (lack of) rain …”
Oh wait. Milli Vanilli never sang.
This is rather funny considering the 1st Sudan Civil war, between the Islamic North, and the Christian South, actually started in 1955. So after that ended apparently everyone was just one big happy Sudanese family!!! Well until Global Warming came around and ruined everything.
Hmmmmm Here is more interesting information:
And this was the cause of the 2nd Civil war in Sudan. Hmmmmm That’s just odd, according to the dorr nobb at the UN, it was the disgruntled Christian farmers who were at fault for putting up fences. Now we find out that there were tensions, and wars, going quite abit further back in time. And apparently Christians didn’t want to live under Sharia law. SURPRISE!!!
Who do these idiots think they are dealing with, I mean damn….You can fool some of the right some of the time, and you can fool most of the left the majority of the time, but ya ain’t evah gonna fool everybody all the time ya idiots. – Lorica
Just when you thought the UN couldn’t be more of a joke, they go and prove you wrong.
There will be far more discord on this Planet when jet-setters like UN officers start telling us what we can and can’t do.
The UN—-bringing out the un in the phrase *coming undone* , emphasizing the un in unbelievable, stressing the un in ungodly and in general not un derstanding basic factors of evolution.
If it weren’t for gross incompetence and graft, nothing would get done in a timely manner at the UN!
NIce catch Lorica! Facts be damned – full speed ahead!
What in the hell is this bozo talkin about? Global warming and not Islamist slaughter mongers — yeah, send algore to the rescue, oh, and by the way send tipper with him. Maybe if they kissed in front of em that non-heat experiene of love would freeze em all.
Thanks Forest. I have long believed that the Liberal Motto should be, “Don’t let facts get in the way of a perfectly good lie”.
It amazes me how often they can be held to that standard. – Lorica