My nominee for “best torture music”

Michelle Malkin blogs this morning about a judge in Fort Lupton, CO who lately has been sentencing noise ordinance violators to an hour of listening to Barry Manilow songs, Barney The Dinosaur, and The Platter’s “Only You.” Apparently in that small town, it’s working.

Malkin also asks for nominees for “best torture music.” My nominee is the Dolly Parton “Home for Christmas” CD. When I used to work at a music store many moons ago, we figured out quite by accident that the best way to clear out the store at closing time was to play that CD. Without fail, as soon as she started singing, people would file out one by one within seconds and we’d be able to start closing the store on time. The Amazon link I provided has short clips of each song on that album, in case you’re wondering what was so bad about it. It’s truly awful.

What/who are your nominees?