Rahmbo:
"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive."
-Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) on Obama's COS, 3/7/10
Posted by: Sister Toldjah on December 11, 2008 at 11:37 am
What? You mean there’s still no consensus over whether or not gw is “man-made” – contrary to the claims of The Goracle and his mighty alarmist minions? I’m shocked, I tell, you. Shocked!
Sure there’s consensus. Every reputable scientist (“reputable” means anyone who agrees with Al Gore) states we, humans that is, cause the world to heat up. There’s your consensus.
MD, I already told you nobody’s seen Sneery since the Blagojevich thing broke. His Dad thinks you’re covering for him with your claim to be Candidate Number 5.
Although… I haven’t seen my copy of Into the Wild recently, I had it out last time Sneery was cleaning out my rain gutters (well, that’s supposedly what he came over to do, and of course I ended up climbing the ladder to clean them myself).
And he did mutter something about once AGW really got going, Alaska would be the last place that could support life…
Oh, damn! I better call his Dad PDQ! He’s retired USAF and still has some contacts at Elmendorf, he’s gonna have to put them on alert! Although knowing Sneery he’s going to get as far as the Food Co-op and blow all his money on fair trade shade grown organic coffee and arugula.
You remember Calvin and Hobbes, when Calvin decided to run away to the Yukon? Sneery’s going to end up like that, only without the plush tiger. Just him, his Obama doll, and a backpack of Inconvenient Truth videos (naturally he’s too lazy to read the book – lucky for him).
Sure there’s consensus. Every reputable scientist (“reputable” means anyone who agrees with Al Gore) states we, humans that is, cause the world to heat up. There’s your consensus.
Ignore the small man behind the curtain!
I’m waiting for Sneery to weigh in on this issue….
As we shiver through a painfully cold autumn, my 13-year-old son had this to say (actual quote):
“Global warming, my butt.”
MD, I already told you nobody’s seen Sneery since the Blagojevich thing broke. His Dad thinks you’re covering for him with your claim to be Candidate Number 5.
Although… I haven’t seen my copy of Into the Wild recently, I had it out last time Sneery was cleaning out my rain gutters (well, that’s supposedly what he came over to do, and of course I ended up climbing the ladder to clean them myself).
And he did mutter something about once AGW really got going, Alaska would be the last place that could support life…
Oh, damn! I better call his Dad PDQ! He’s retired USAF and still has some contacts at Elmendorf, he’s gonna have to put them on alert! Although knowing Sneery he’s going to get as far as the Food Co-op and blow all his money on fair trade shade grown organic coffee and arugula.
You remember Calvin and Hobbes, when Calvin decided to run away to the Yukon? Sneery’s going to end up like that, only without the plush tiger. Just him, his Obama doll, and a backpack of Inconvenient Truth videos (naturally he’s too lazy to read the book – lucky for him).
What have you done with Sneery, Steve? Shipped him off to Area 51 at Gitmo along with JFK, Ken Lay and Elvis, probably.
And I’m Senate Candidate Number 5! Honest Injun!