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The stocking stuffer no one should ever want to receive:
The way to a man’s heart may be through his stomach, but the way to a woman’s heart — according to Burger King — may be through a new meat-scented body spray.
While fast-food chains aren’t exactly best known for selling signature fragrances, on Sunday The Home of the Whopper rolled out a men’s body spray called Flame by BK. The 5-ml bottles are available for sale in Ricky’s stores in New York City and on a dedicated Web site, firemeetsdesire.com.
If you’re salivating for a chance to marinate yourself in flame-broiled flavor, relax: The experience can be yours for just $3.99 — a small price to pay for some seriously mouthwatering mojo.
“My assumption when I heard about it was that it would smell like french fries and burgers,” said Luis Bejaran, 24, who manages a Ricky’s store on Eighth Street in Manhattan. But, he said, that wasn’t the case. “It’s a combination of Axe body spray, TAG and this YSL cologne I have. It’s one of those scents that’s not sweet, and light at the same time.”
While Bejaran said he would be certainly be willing to set his body a-Flame, his female co-workers were not so sure about its meaty merits. “It’s not the best choice for a man,” offered one.
How long til’ they start selling this stuff at a discount with a combo meal upgrade? ![]()
Just when you think you’ve seen it all!
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Why that sounds….sounds…..delicious.
Got any that make women smell like beer???
If you’re looking for some nice presents for Christmas, ST, keep your eyes peeled as you travel around town.
Santa has been dropping jewelry around town…
Coming soon – the first BK cologne commercial:
“smell my meat, darling?”
Sorry, the most effective way to attract women by scent is develop a cologne that smells like chocolate.
Carl: Chocolate what?
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Chocolate anything.
But it’s been known for years that women can attract men by dabbing a little bit of vanilla extract in strategic places.
That’s weird Trish! I just heard about that not two hours ago, something about pulse points?
Only pulse points this formerly uniformed marine is sure of, would not normally be found spotin’ vanilla, except perhaps the carotid artery.
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Pulse points in the case of perfume generally mean the wrists and the base of the neck.
This reads like either a parody, or of a laughable attempt by a not very closeted gay guy to act straight.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
No, wait, there is something wrong with spraying meat scent on your body. I only hope that there are some hungry bears nearby when these clowns try it – but since they’re all likely to be metrosexuals what are the odds of a random bear strolling past the Starbucks?