Skinny Veeping? New book details Biden’s alleged fondness for skinny dipping

Posted by: ST on August 1, 2014 at 11:40 am
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Maybe not exactly what you wanted to know about the Vice President, but we need a little “lighter side” news these days, and this story is a perfect fit:

It’s the Joe Biden you didn’t know — and might not want to see.

Secret Service agents dread being assigned to protect the vice president, in part because Biden’s a big fan of skinny dipping, according to a new tell-all book.

In “The First Family Detail,” author Ronald Kessler quotes unnamed Secret Service agents dishing about the supposedly “hidden lives” of Presidents and the other important people they protect.

Biden is portrayed as being more interested in coming off as a “regular Joe” than being potentially responsible for the nation’s nuclear codes.

Not to mention he’s a guy who apparently doesn’t have a problem getting naked.

“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes.

“Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.”

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Between Biden’s “lack of consideration as evidenced by” his naked aquatics and his supposedly incessant last-minute schedule changes, “being assigned to his detail is considered the second worst assignment in the Secret Service,” Kessler writes.

Coming in at No. 1, per Kessler: Protecting Hillary Clinton.

While news of Biden’s alleged swims in the buff is a bit shocking, Hillary’s being difficult for the Secret Service to handle,  well – let’s just say there are no surprises there ….

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6 Responses to “Skinny Veeping? New book details Biden’s alleged fondness for skinny dipping”

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  1. Phineas says:

    Now there’s nightmare fodder for ya! :-&

  2. Carlos says:

    How to go blind and insane at the same time: be forced to watch Slo Joe and Nazi Pelousy skinny dip together!

    Now THAT’S a real nightmare for ya, Phineas.

  3. And they thought Nancy Reagan’s hiring an astrologer was an outrage?

  4. Chris in NC says:

    Could have gone all my life without knowing that one :(

  5. Phineas says:

    Now THAT’S a real nightmare for ya, Phineas.

    I shall have my revenge, sir. :-ss

  6. Drew the Infidel says:

    Biden is only showing the agents his shortcomings.