The “hair flap”

Sometimes you’ve just got to chuckle at Drudge for inventing scandals:

Headline: KERRY FLIES D.C. HAIRDRESSER TO OREGON FOR TOUCH-UP

“Story”: SUPERCUTS: Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry flew his Washington, DC hairdresser to Portland, OR last week for a touch-up. CRISTOPHE stylist Isabelle Goetz, who handles Kerry’s hair issues, made the trek to the West Coast, the NY DAILY NEWS will report on Tuesday. Last spring, DRUDGE detailed how Kerry flew Goetz to Pittsburgh for a trim…

“Hair issues”? LOL.