Cue The Late Night Jokes

Man, I can only imagine what the late night shows will be doing with this:

President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, the chief White House spokesman said.

Tony Snow said Friday that the procedure, during which a doctor looks for any signs of cancer, will be carried out at Camp David, Maryland, and the president will be placed under anesthesia.

Actually, I don’t have to imagine. Read the comments on that page, you’ll quickly see what tonight has in store.