Nanny says, “No lunches from home!”
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In which Hamas openly declares itself an enemy of the United States
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Dear Pakistan: you have some explaining to do — Updated!
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BREAKING: Osama bin Laden dead as a result of US strike (UPDATED)
Multiple news outlets are reporting the news. Not confirmed as to how or which country (Afghanistan or Pakistan). The President will be issuing a statement shortly on the matter.