Sister Toldjah!
11/20/2006 - 8:49 am

This is a story that ought to get your Monday morning started off on a humorous note:

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don’t want you marching in the streets. They’d much rather you just stay home.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

”The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,” Reffell said Sunday. ”Your mind is like a blank. It’s like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.”

[...] Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word ”Peace.”

The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

[...]

The couple said interest appears strong, with 26,000 hits a day to their Web site, www.globalorgasm.org.

”The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part),” Reffell said. ”And if that means laying down your gun for a few minutes, then hey, all the better.”

Depends on what kind of gun you’re talking about ;)

More: Allah points to the Global Orgasm website and notes their answer to the question of “Why” they are doing this, which is:

To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

Who’da thought that a little action between the sheets could have the potential of actually stopping a war? Get busy, ya’ll! :))

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Comments

  1. I am just laughing to hard to reply. I know I am just a neandrathal in these peoples minds but seriously how can these people believe such dumb stuff. - Lorica =))

    Comment by Lorica @ 11/20/2006 - 10:11 am

  2. Was that a proposition ST? :d

    :-?

    =))

    Comment by sanity @ 11/20/2006 - 10:20 am

  3. Acccck!!! Just the thought of Rosie O’Donnell or Cindy Sheehan having an orgasm short-cicuited most of my synapses. Besides, some of them might actually reproduce, and that can’t be good.

    These imbeciles are much less harmful, and much funnier, when they stick to holding up incoherent signs and prancing around in giant papier-mache heads.=))

    Comment by Great White Rat @ 11/20/2006 - 10:22 am

  4. So instead of yelling “oh, God!” we should cry out “world peace! world peace!”?

    Comment by Yax K'uk Mo' @ 11/20/2006 - 10:43 am

  5. Somebody got into the wacky weed again.=))=))=))=))=))

    Comment by arcman @ 11/20/2006 - 11:07 am

  6. These world peace folks never confront the Islamos that want to kill all of us, why don’t they convert THEM?

    Comment by Tom TB @ 11/20/2006 - 11:11 am

  7. The funny part (well, one of the funny parts) is that those who advocate this kind of stuff are the very same people who think conservatives–especially religious conservatives–are “anti-science.”

    C S Lewis wrote about the coming of the materialist magician. I think he’s here.

    Comment by david foster @ 11/20/2006 - 11:22 am

  8. You can’t write stuff with more comedic value than this nonsense. Then again, this did come out of San Francisco. I guess instead of a cigarette afterward they can burn JROTC patches.

    Comment by J Rob @ 11/20/2006 - 11:39 am

  9. Why? Um, because they are morons? Just a guess.

    And I am astonished that the Navy has two entire fleets heading to the Gulf, since we only have five of them worldwide (Third and Seventh, Pacific; Second, Atlantic; Sixth, Med; Fifth, the Gulf). It’s also a surprise to discover that anti submarine equipment can only be used against Iran. We sure wasted a lot of money on it during the Cold War, when Iran didn’t even have any subs.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna @ 11/20/2006 - 2:38 pm

  10. Get a copy of the Woodstock video; watch them try to stop a storm coming in by using emotional energy and chanting the rain away; marvel at how they haven’t learned ANYTHING over the ensuing decades.

    Comment by Frank @ 11/20/2006 - 5:26 pm

  11. I’m sure you all noticed the “donate here” button on the webpage. How about all the books they have for sale. Man these people are as fake as the Democrats. It’s all about the money and notariety. It has nothing to do with world peace. These people could care less about world peace. Sure enough, there will be boneheads out there that will be prostituted out of their money just to say they were part of such a noble cause. Or maybe they’re hoping to have an excuse to ” get a little action between the sheets”. ;)

    Comment by David S. @ 11/20/2006 - 7:25 pm

  12. :d They’re OLD for God’s sake. And no one better say one thing cause I resemble that description. I don’t know about you youngsters, but when I was growing up, before I got old, everyone talked about women not being able to have orgasms. What happened? Where is this little old lady and why is she going against conventional wisdom?

    Comment by Sue @ 11/20/2006 - 8:45 pm

  13. Hey, guys–don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I’m going to have Orgasms For the Defeat of Islamo-Fascism.

    And due to the amazing strength of my pelvic floor muscles, I’m going to be a lot more successful than the peacenik wussies.

    Comment by Attila Girl @ 11/21/2006 - 3:14 am

  14. This is too ridiculous, but hey, knock yourselves out moonbats — go for the big “O”.:d

    Comment by Drewsmom @ 11/21/2006 - 6:35 am

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