
My take: “Democratic presidential hopeful former Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., stands on a chair in Hilton Head, SC while pleading with God to allow him to assume the throne for just one day, long enough for him to win the SC primary.”
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Campaigning in SC, Edwards jumps on a chair to prevent well-wishers from reaching up and touching his hair.
Send me money, all I have is this chair….
Really!
Believe me!!
Would I lie to you?!?
woo-hoo… over here bitches…-im still running for president..you know they can’t keep a good sister down!
“Please send money! See my jacket sleeves are too short and I can’t even afford a good sound system.
If you are one of the have’s, I’m one of the have not’s. If I have to I will cry…. so send the money please.”
I’m putting myself on a pedestal…just in case other people forget to.
Yes, gather round sinners, for the end is near! Yes, global warming has been found to be caused by hair care products!
“And after this chair collapses under me and I suffer grievous bodily injury, I shall SUE the maker of this chair! I shall SUE them for punitive damages! I shall SUE them with the righteous wrath of the civil liability plaintiff! Yea, I shall SUE them, and they shall know ever after that they have been SUED!”
Once I am elected President, I shall get off this chair and walk! With Christopher Reeves!
“Snowman! Am I hittin ya son? What’s your 20?!”
“Eeek!! Eeek!! A Republican!! Somebody save me!!”
Good ones, ya’ll!
Time for me to hit the pillow.
I’ll catch ya’ll tomorrow.
Senator Edwards uses a mirror to cast sunlight into Hillary’s face during her speach in hopes of causing her to say something offensive about Obama.
Amazing! It worked!
“Hey! I can see my fabulous mansion from here!”
Talk to the hand. Can ya hear me now?
This woman in the pink pants down here is startin’ to creep me out!
When 5-inch stilettos just won’t do….
“Do you hear me God – I am sueing YOU next!!!”
I keep telling you folks, for a proper lynching, the rope has to go UP!