Caption This: John Edwards edition

Posted by: Sister Toldjah on January 15, 2008 at 7:18 pm

My take: “Democratic presidential hopeful former Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., stands on a chair in Hilton Head, SC while pleading with God to allow him to assume the throne for just one day, long enough for him to win the SC primary.”

Your turn!


Caption: Democratic presidential hopeful former Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., stands on a chair while addressing a crowd outside a diner during a campaign stop, in Hilton Head, S.C., Saturday, Jan. 12, 2008.
(AP Photo/Steven Senne)

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18 Responses to “Caption This: John Edwards edition”

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  1. Great White Rat says:

    Campaigning in SC, Edwards jumps on a chair to prevent well-wishers from reaching up and touching his hair.

  2. sanity says:

    Send me money, all I have is this chair….

    Really!

    Believe me!!

    Would I lie to you?!?

  3. sodaboy says:

    woo-hoo… over here bitches…-im still running for president..you know they can’t keep a good sister down!

  4. Baklava says:

    “Please send money! See my jacket sleeves are too short and I can’t even afford a good sound system.

    If you are one of the have’s, I’m one of the have not’s. If I have to I will cry…. so send the money please.”

  5. Stacy says:

    I’m putting myself on a pedestal…just in case other people forget to.

  6. Severian says:

    Yes, gather round sinners, for the end is near! Yes, global warming has been found to be caused by hair care products!

  7. McGehee says:

    “And after this chair collapses under me and I suffer grievous bodily injury, I shall SUE the maker of this chair! I shall SUE them for punitive damages! I shall SUE them with the righteous wrath of the civil liability plaintiff! Yea, I shall SUE them, and they shall know ever after that they have been SUED!”

  8. Steve Skubinna says:

    Once I am elected President, I shall get off this chair and walk! With Christopher Reeves!

  9. Ryan says:

    “Snowman! Am I hittin ya son? What’s your 20?!”

  10. Mwalimu Daudi says:

    “Eeek!! Eeek!! A Republican!! Somebody save me!!”

  11. Good ones, ya’ll!

    Time for me to hit the pillow. |-) I’ll catch ya’ll tomorrow.

  12. Reader says:

    Senator Edwards uses a mirror to cast sunlight into Hillary’s face during her speach in hopes of causing her to say something offensive about Obama.

    Amazing! It worked! :d

  13. Marshall Art says:

    “Hey! I can see my fabulous mansion from here!”

  14. forest hunter says:

    Talk to the hand. Can ya hear me now?

  15. Ryan says:

    This woman in the pink pants down here is startin’ to creep me out!

  16. steveegg says:

    When 5-inch stilettos just won’t do….

  17. sanity says:

    “Do you hear me God – I am sueing YOU next!!!”

  18. Proof says:

    I keep telling you folks, for a proper lynching, the rope has to go UP!