Hillary the flight attendant

Seeing in that the Campaign ’08 season so far has been somewhat depressing, I thought ya’ll would get a chuckle reading this story about Hillary pretending to be a flight attendant:

LAS VEGAS (AP) – Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton welcomed her traveling press corps aboard her campaign plane Wednesday with a humorous riff on the standard flight attendant speech familiar to commercial air travelers.

“Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard the maiden flight of Hil Force One,” Clinton said over the plane’s intercom as it taxied down the runway en route from Las Vegas to Reno, Nev.

“My name is Hillary and I am so pleased to have most of you on board,” she said. “FAA regulations prohibit the use of any cell phones, Blackberries or wireless devices that may be used to transmit a negative story about me.

“In a few minutes, I am going to switch off the ‘Fasten Your Seat Belt’ sign. However, I’ve learned lately that things can get awfully bumpy when you least expect it—so you might want to keep those seat belts fastened.

“And in the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire.

“If you look out from the right, you will see an America saddled with tax cuts for the wealthiest and a war without end. If you look out from the left, you will see an America with a strong middle class at home and a strong reputation in the world.

“Once we’ve reached cruising altitude, we’ll be offering in-flight entertainment: my stump speech.

“Once again, thank you for joining us on Hil Force One. We know you have choices when you fly, and so we are grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced crew. And so we are grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced candidate.”

The video is here.

As I wrote to my friend Ed, who drew my attention to this story, I can see Bill Clinton making some crack about the “Mile High Club” in the background under his breath.