Barack Obama to visit Charlotte again on Friday

… and guess what? Yours truly will be there. Just signed up for and received my very own e-ticket. I’m breathless with anticipation! He’s finally scheduled an event that won’t intrude on my workday.

Unfortunately I haven’t brushed up on my CPR training, so I’ll be no help to the fainting masses at the rally – no matter though. The Obamessiah always manages to find medics in the house to take care of his overcome followers. If the fainting starts at this rally, too, I’ll just stand back and pretend to be in awe, and let the pros take care of the faintees.